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[BTGraeve @btgraeve]

@usefinally Is this a real account? If so, could you please provide an update on what is going on with customer data as well as any active or recent data breaches?

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@MeLarryWilson @OldJediRoo55 @Bier_Automata @GianmarcoSoresi @Ariel_Comedy Aka Christianity! That’s what was taught in their homes growing up, I guaran-ass-tee it!

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@DaphneEck @Russ_Hudson54 @EnneaforIdiots @EnneathingGoes @ConsciousEnnea Daphne, find something new to build your life around besides your obsession with your former employers. I’m sure your 60 followers are fascinated, but this is getting sad.

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@SarahKSilverman @DonaldJTrumpJr We went from 4 years of “no collusion” to “everyone’s colluding” really fast didn’t we??

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

NOT SO FAST, SNOWFLAKES!
@WhiteHouse just released an updated electoral map showing that @realDonaldTrump has, in fact, won Pennsylvania and Arizona. #Elections2020  @ABCNews @JohnKingCNN @NateSilver538 @FoxNews @CNBC @AP @ChrisCuomo @SteveKornacki @TheDailyShow @StephenAtHome

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@FiveThirtyEight Been following coverage since election night — do we have any understanding why mail-in ballots in general tend to be Dem-leaning while day-of voting tends to be Rep-leaning? @NateSilver538 #Decision2020

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

However this election ends up, can we all just agree to stop referring to this part of the country as “the Midwest”?? #AmericaDecides2020 #Elections2020 @ABCNews @JohnKingCNN @NateSilver538 @FoxNews @CNBC

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

Anyone think it’s weird that one of the only counter-arguments to the words “Black Lives Matter” is to put on a hat with your presidents campaign slogan on it?
#blacklivesmatter #blm #MAGA #GeorgeFloyd

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

Self-isolation might save me from coronavirus, but I’m pretty sure I’m coming down with morbid obesity and alcoholism. #Coronavirustruth #COVID19 #coronavirus #THISpandemicisnotahoax

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

Anyone else see the reports coming out of South Korea? Apparently they've found natural antibodies for COVID-19 in people's noses, and you can strengthen your immune response by eating your own boogers.

Really encouraging!
#coronavirustruth #coronavirus #covid19 #corona #trustme

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

If I had known then what I know now, I probably would have approached my Girl Scout cookie order differently.
#coronavirustruth #coronavirus #COVID #GirlScoutCookie

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

Some people are saying that COVID-19 was created by food companies, just to clear out old inventory of stuff that people normally don’t want to eat. Because how else could you explain the fact that I’m eating a Milky Way right now? #coronavirus #snickerssatisfies

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@CarolineMoss Or Matt. Matt the cat

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@CarolineMoss Rick

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@TheNorthEstate @NEGOP @SenMcCollister **GASP!** An important political figure said something racist 48 years ago??

Timely!

How 'bout we focus on the political figure who will probably say something racist TODAY?

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I AM A MAN

I LIKE HOT SAUCE

I LIKE WHISKEY THAT BURNS

I LIKE TO FIGHT

I CAN ONLY ALLOW MYSELF TO BE VULNERABLE AND ENJOY SOMETHING IF IT IS ALSO CAUSING ME VISIBLE PAIN

WHEN I HUG ANOTHER MAN I PAT HIS BACK SO HARD THAT WE BOTH BURST INTO A CLOUD OF VISCERA

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🆓 I'm doing this now – Join Me –> https://t.co/EqBKT0251i

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@thecookingguy Long time fan, first time caller. Was checking out the chicken fried steak episode last night on @YouTube. Very interesting subtitles, especially for your fans named Christopher. #crispyness

[Hairy Gravy @Hairy_Gravy]

Do you still use the metaphorical term #witchhunt if you find actual witches? Asking for a friend.