Brian TheAccountant

Chaturbate amateur. Great kisser. Have had more than one woman get scared of my large cock (OMG that might break me).

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Had a dream about a high school ex last night. I haven't dreamed about her in literally over 20 years. Strange.
She might've been a replacement in my dream for a recent sugar arrangement I had.
Either way, very random.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Dear hhn35 ladies, great job tonight. Yall were hot in just the right ways. Moms taking your daughters to the event, I was noticing you while your daughters were noticing my son.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

@MTheePony Honestly, it's about respect. If she's disrespectful about it, that's what matters. Zero care how much the woman makes.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

But yeah, let's talk about a great first date she had with a guy she dated through high school, then she went full slut mode due to their breakup before meeting me.
26 years of marriage, 200k+ income the last few years, 2 great kids, yet I'll never feel good enough.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

It's a great feeling when your wife tells your kids in detail about a great first date.
The one she had with her high school boyfriend.
4 years before she met me, their father.
Fuck.
The only reason I don't regret marrying her is our kids. That's it.
26 fucking years of marriage

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

What did I do today?
Woke early, worked a little, refilled bird feeders because she likes to watch them.
Got her van's oil changed and washed.
Fixed a hose to keep her flowers watered.
Helped her learn AI to make her job a ton easier.
Now I'm taking our daughter out to the movies

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Watched Odyssey in Indiana tonight. 70MM IMAX. Briefly chatted politely with a woman before the movie. Was hoping to chat after and see if there was a chance at something... but took her time standing up and leaving so I just left.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Decided to go live on Chaturbate. Join me? https://t.co/R5n5JAbjWE

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

It's been a very long time since I broadcast live on Chaturbate. Seriously thinking about a return during this business trip. Should I share the live link here? Like, reply, or DM me. Just a little encouragement is all I need.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

@jaderottd Maybe, but so many fakes here, I would assume she's not real.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Business trip to Indy. Just me and the bottle in an empty hotel room. Wish I had a local FWB.
Or maybe that's you.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Working in an office today, supposed to have a date join me for a few hours. Could be a fun day.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

@ThisFunMum Just one example of an office I've had some fun in. 😈😏😉

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

@ThisFunMum Visually it's private unless there's a window. But sound proof... hehe nope.

Close the door, lock it, then use the desk, office chair, etc but also find ways to keep each other from getting too loud.

Always so hot.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

3 dates penciled in for this coming week. Wonder if any will become my next SB?

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

I'm a little worried about tomorrow. This new young lady crushed my two fingers the first time we met. My cock might not make it lol.

Though the woman I'm chatting with in Indy could make that business trip next month interesting. 😏😈🔥🔥

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Make 1,500 to 2k a month
3 to 4 orgasms every time
Thoughtful gifts
Good morning texts
Can't be "serious" and that's how she liked it
Mentoring.
Vasectomy so always a creampie.
Travel opportunities

Ghosts me.

WTF

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Option 1:
Friendly coffee in my office, potential foreplay but ~20% chance. Late afternoon fuck with 2nd woman. Then movie date w/3rd.

Option 2:
Have movie date join me in the office for a bit, then the late afternoon woman, then the movie.

Option 3: Just work, skip movie date.

[Brian TheAccountant @BTheaccoun99005]

Today was supposed to be a friendly intro lunch date with a 27 year old skinny young lady.
5 orgasms later she was semi comatose and a little sore.
I think she enjoyed my fingers. She brought toys. We didn't need them.