mr. basura head

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somewhere between picking up the crackpipe and quitting my job

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@jaredbaker__ living the dream tbh

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failed spectacularly

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boutta run another 5k with zero prep

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@msexcel thank you micheal soft excellent

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i propose a 3rd dimension to microsoft excel

i call it microsoft excellent

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the 30 rack of pbr at the store speaks to me like the green goblin mask

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thinkin bout having some type 3 fun, could be a good time!

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i shaved my face :(

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coming out of the woodwork to announce blackberry dr pepper is superb

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roommates dog ate my texas roadhouse rolls

high chance for no longer having a roommates dog (im livid)

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kenneth parson taking his wife to a professional bull riding event for valentines day is probaby the most kenneth parson activity ive seen him do

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(not good)

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drunk tweeting: my childhood crush is getting married and it hits different

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in a weird way

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the top from inception, but instead it’s a fidget spinner

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“hindsight is 420” - 2025 david bailey

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good god i could rip a pack of darts rn

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soaking is an ineffective technique

i will not elaborate any further

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thinking about casting a line out to see if i can get some poor doordasher to bring me food in this weather