Ben Timberlake

Refuses to have an entrepreneurial mindset

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@KFILE He’s obviously in rehab or an institution, right? And they’re hiding it for now so he can get reelected. If it were something less damaging than that, they would be forthcoming about it. I suspect it may also involve incarceration.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@AmazingNature00 Who else started singing “I Believe I can Fly”?

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

My travel toothpaste and I have an agreement. My part of the deal is that I dent-tell.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@MayMayspeaks Whisca! I’d know that rapscallion anywhere!

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@callmeMizuko 3551

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@Suzierizzo1 Luckily, we will have AI to hunt down every one of these goons once orange H*tler is out of office. Get your affairs in order, ICEstapo. Or don’t. And there won’t be any pardons next time.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@WillieWonka1966 @BostonStrong_34 Basic idea, but glove setup position instead of signs per se.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

Just stopping by here to laugh at the people still desperate to support Tramp and his robot buddy E-lon while fatty 47 shows his ass to the whole world.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

Thomas is certain to retire this year. He’s a good soldier to Trump, and he’ll probably step down with the agreement that he gets to approve his replacement nominee. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump changes the deal once the retirement is announced.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@elonmusk Exactly. Trump blocked the border bill, and so this family’s blood is on his hands. He should beg them for forgiveness and tell the House Republicans to pass the bill!

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@OneBadDude_ @CollinRugg Exactly. Trump blocked the border bill. Their blood is now on his hands!

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@fiery_patriot @kairyssdal So are they in trouble for not being invited or for not showing up? You knuckleheads need to get your stories straight.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@GordonPress1 @kairyssdal Ok, now let’s see it while Trump drinks from a glass of water.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

I tried to see her other show, a work in progress. Good for her that I’m clearly not the only one who felt this way, since by the time I went to reserve, all the spots were booked.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

Hilarious set of characters with a dynamic range in Skin Pigeon at #edfringe. Any one of them would have made for their own delightful hour, but @lornlornlors instead offers up a tasting menu that makes you eager for the next meal.
#PleasanceDome

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

Amazing to see the audience transform from the purveyors of mild humorous abuse to protective community, trying to get Vinay over the finish line and feeling better about himself. Great late-night option, but look out for drinks getting snatched up in a punishment!

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

A different kind of show both fun and amazing. Every performance is different, since the audience helps determine what “punishments” @vinaysagar has to complete when he muffs a digit.
#edfringe #bansheelabyrinth

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

My second time for @thunderstruckgd & this time I brought 3 friends. They loved it; I loved it as much as ever. They cried; I cried again. They had doubts before but found it to be so much more and so much better than expected. As I wrote in my first review: this is for everyone.

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

The fun and frantic show @MyL2BC chock-full of jokes, most of which are quite good. This pair has real chemistry. A fun-filled hour that has a dose of audience participation (nothing too demanding). And things wrap up in a way you might not expect.
#EdFringe #UnderBelly

[Ben Timberlake @btimlake]

@StevenValdezII1 @NateSilver538 NYT says it’s super bad for Biden.