Jamie Henderson

[Jamie Henderson @BTJamie]

This man stole my little sister's phone and accidentally uploaded selfies to the cloud. Please retweet.

[Richard Sefton @richardosefton]

Burnham - I’ll give you £45 off your energy bills

The people - is that it?

Burnham - I’m scrapping the prisoner early release program

The people - it’s too late

Burnham - pubs can have a 20% business rate cut

The people - not enough

THIS IS WHY WE HAVE HAD SO MANY PMs

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

why are the boxes square when the pizzas are round?

makes you think

[Jamie Henderson @BTJamie]

@iamtomskinner On Question Time - "What I don't like about social media is it's always about dividing people."

On Twitter - "I can see it’s rattled a few of the usual angry lot on here as well… 🤣🤣" - celebrates dividing people.

[Jamie Henderson @BTJamie]

@Cobratate

[Elis Davies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @ElisDavies5]

Heading out to Azerbaijan to protest Bridgend Council road works. Anyone interested?

[Parsley @Parsleymael]

‘A succulent Chinese seal?’

[Jamie Henderson @BTJamie]

@adalluch Old people that don't know how to use self-service checkouts?

[Oh what, wow. He's the greatest tweeter @JackBaker1311]

Barney Rubble attending a funeral

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Governor of Utah, "I was praying that it was an immigrant."

The USA is a hellhole, to smear immigrants like this on stage in front of the whole country when they had nothing to do with it.

This is disgusting.

https://t.co/7xRo7KkYK4

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨BREAKING: Trump answers “how he’s holding up” after losing his friend Charlie Kirk:

TRUMP: “I think very good. By the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the WH”

Zero heart. Zero sympathy.

[shannon 🏳️‍🌈 @BOTTOMS2O23]

anything can be an always sunny title sequence

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

One of the most disturbing things about Donald Trump is that - apparently - he is the first President for 70+ years not to own a dog. Nice to see he’s got a new pet now though.

[Jamie Henderson @BTJamie]

@benonwine

[Stephen Flynn @StephenFlynnSNP]

The Taliban has erased women from public life.

The Taliban has killed British military personnel.

The Taliban has funded terrorism on our streets.

Nigel Farage wants to give them your money.

The Patriot.

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“Ted, do you want to paint a traffic island with me”

[Craig. @bambibristol]

Let’s be honest……if you’re out painting the St George’s Cross on roundabouts this evening, life hasn’t really worked out for you has it? There’s some unfulfilled ambitions….

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Suzie McGuire 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🎤💝 @djsuziemcguire]

Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday ✈️ 👮 🫣😂

[Jamie Henderson @BTJamie]

@darrengrimes @_DHOTYA

[Frank Bruno MBE 🇬🇧 @frankbrunoboxer]

Morning well a great weekend for sport. Monday morning I used to think I wonder whats going to be thrown at me now! I was sent this pic not sure if its AI or actual good pic anyway