Brian Ludemann

I like to pretend that I know what I’m doing

[Brian Ludemann @btludemann]

Overheard two people on a first date at Starbucks while studying:

Women: “So what’s your zodiac sign? I’m kinda big on astrology”

Man: “Haha no”

Man proceeds to walk out

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@utahsocialite Mmm

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@Survivor_Reddit @ky_nickwilson

[Ananya Sen @AnanyaS1190]

This. GIF. Is. Everything. https://t.co/AJTRxvzKfH

[yeah @milkthytoe]

Someone help me find this girl because she’s obviously my best friend

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You know you’re emotionally unavailable when the cashier ringing you up at Petco asks you for your phone number and you say no thank you.

[wendys drive thru @ineedajoblmao]

how tough is SUNY GENESEO?

Well...for the past 2years we’ve been cursed with death, we’ve crashed into a fountain about 4 times, stolen an ambulance, had a mumps breakout, lost power in the town, got flooded, yet still managed to blackout 10 nights in a row & make it to our 8am

[A @andrreamarie]

happy october 1st 🎃☠️🍂👻🕸🧡 https://t.co/nlZcJXUPbJ

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@hopachristina Retweet

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A customer at work today pulled me aside to show me a burn he got on his calf that he claims looks like a vagina #justdunkinthings

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Accurate depiction of me trying to flirt at work:

Cute 35 year old customer: “Well aren’t you adorable”

Me: “I’m twenty two and work at Dunkin Donuts”

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Yes, I purposely put cheese on your egg sandwich to “savage your morning”. It wasn’t the fact that the person rang you up I corrected; I just really just wanted to create more work for myself #dunkinupdates #ilovemyjob

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At work, I saw a woman in aGeneseo Geneseo T-shirt and I told her I just graduated with my accounting degrees from there, she replies:

“Wow. U just graduated from a good school with a major that pretty much guarantees a job & ur working here. U really fucked up. Sucks being u”

[Brian Ludemann @btludemann]

I might not know the rest of my future, but at least I probably won’t be cold 🤷‍♂️

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People are really testing me today https://t.co/x8xi4Ts8o2

[Kevin Ludemann @KevinLudemann]

*At work with Brian*
Customer “Do you guys have drinks here?”
Brian “It’s Dunkin Donuts”

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@KevinLudemann

[Brian Ludemann @btludemann]

@KevinLudemann Been there, done that

[wendys drive thru @ineedajoblmao]

I was told not to do but I don’t listen.

SUNY Geneseo frats & sororities as vines a thread