ben roggie

(he/him) Just your average artist/musician/idiot/Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. Lead guitar/vox for Quince & The New Paris.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Started watching Cape Fear but had to turn it off because it reminded me too much of something that happened to my friend Bart

[ben roggie @btroggie]

My local WalMart used to carry this brand and now it doesn’t anymore because why should I be able enjoy nice things in any area of my life

[Natalia @nataliaeatslol]

Whole Foods ice cream sale flavor review

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Fuck AI. Ratioed by train dog.

[skeletonheads @skeletonheads]

Hiring this guy to play this riff as they lower my casket into the ground

[ben roggie @btroggie]

Been cruising through the back half of the original run of Scrubs lately, and it’s insane how funny Ken Jenkins is. Bob Kelso is a fucking God.

[ben roggie @btroggie]

Sometimes I’ll get a Sargento ad come across on a streamer, and y’know what? Hell yeah. Sell me some cheese.

[ben roggie @btroggie]

I have a medical condition where I occasionally bust out a Jimmy Stewart impression despite anyone under the age of 50 in my life not knowing who that is.

[ben roggie @btroggie]

Thanks, American Idol Winner Taylor Hicks, for liking my Instagram Story where I shared “The King of Wishful Thinking” by Go West because I was watching Pretty Woman.

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Ok do people not know that chiropractic medicine was invented by a ghost

[Robert Skvarla @RobertSkvarla]

Allen Dulles's involvement in the JFK assassination

[ben roggie @btroggie]

We forgot to buy eggs at the store so we improvised and made chicken parm pizza bagels instead @KevinRate

[ben roggie @btroggie]

Spending my vacation making homemade McGriddles for lunch.

[ben roggie @btroggie]

There’s a magic in looking at the interior of a bag of Albanese gummy bears before 7am.

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[John Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

The Boston Slide judges the rider’s soul. The bagpiper was pure of heart and got a peaceful ride, the cop was a cop and was spit out accordingly

[ben roggie @btroggie]

Watching Before Sunrise, which means I’ll be sobbing for a while.

[ben roggie @btroggie]

Fucking HATE that this is on Rogan but such a great moment.

[Yonan @yonann]

Ben Affleck says The Town’s coldest cop scene came from a real bank robber in prison

"for The Town, I went through all the prisons... Massachusetts federal prisons, state prisons, and sat down and talked to guys who robbed trucks and banks"

"after talking for two hours, I was like, is anything just fucking weird ever happened? and one guy said, we robbed this truck, we had the mask, we got the switch car"

"we pull up, we get out, fucking guns, the masks, whole thing... we look over and this cop's sitting there doing construction duty... he looked at us, we looked at him, he looked the other way... he didn't want to end up on the wall at the VFW"

"I was like, I'm putting that in the movie... that's straight from research"

[Vult @CM147143]

Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I’ll see you in Valhalla.