Brandon Scott

Senior Advertising major. Jesus follower. #BigBlueNation Rachel❤️💍

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

@CheckersRallys don’t get me wrong.. y’all’s fries make me weak at the knees. But $13.25 for a large fry and FIVE piece wing?!?!?! Never again.

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Never have I ever door dashed $50 worth of chips.. until this day. But when you find @Doritos Hot Mustard at a gas station near you.. all bets are off

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇷🇺 Trump has announced that if re-elected, he will follow in the steps of Vladimir Putin and BAN transgender surgeries & gender-affirming “care” for minors.

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

@dearsoulbets @Dexerto 👃🏼🐠

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Me: take a guess of how much Mike Trout (mob player) makes in a year. I’ll give you a hint. Take your first guess and at least double it.
Rach: ummm I have no idea. 100k?
Me: close, about 35 mil a year
Rachel: WHAT?!! WHY DIDN’T YOU SIGN UP FOR BASEBALL??

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Snap should have a max time limit on stories so ppl can’t post ENTIRE CONCERTS😳

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

@PsyonixStudios what are the chances that knockout bash comes back to stay after the LTE is over? Best extra game mode we’ve had in years. If we’re voting, it’s a yes for me👍🏼✅

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

@shes_RAD Luh yew😘

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Apparently I’m so efficient at standing that, according to my Apple Watch, I stood 8 hours after only being awake for 7

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

s/o to my hunnie for getting up at 6am on her week off to make me coffee and lunch for work. You da bestest😘 @shes_RAD

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

@barstoolsports Lamelo looks like he lost his top hat and little monkey named George

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

These double, unskipable, 15 second ads on YouTube are getting out of control😵‍💫

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Snapchat really needs to start showing you how long ppls stories are like Instagram does so I can just swipe and skip rather than getting arthritis in my right thumb from tapping through a whole concert

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Lmao. Sry not sry, but I refuse to follow someone back who calls themself “Swole Daddy”

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

Mid game interviews are AWESOME https://t.co/YKIpWqzvSS

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Apparently as a child Rachel liked to play “LEGO Wars” (LEGO Star Wars) and “The Green Elf Guy” (Link/Legend of Zelda) as a child

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

@shes_RAD Only for a little while huh🙄

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

@barstoolsports *casino ad comes on radio*

oh yeah, and here’s the number for the gambling problem hotline #durr

[Brandon Scott @btscott97]

Sorry, but I don’t get the appeal of recording yourself every time you get in the car. Maybe y’all are just prettier, better at singing, and have more interesting things to say about me. But I’ll spare you the pain. You’re welcome🙏🏼