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[Reza Pahlavi Communications @PahlaviComms]

Announcement: Prince Reza Pahlavi’s office has been informed that five players from the Iranian women's national football team: Fatemeh Pasandideh, Zahra Ghanbari, Zahra Sarbali, Atefeh Ramazanzadeh, and Mona Hamoudi, have left the team’s training camp and successfully sought refuge in Australia.

These five courageous athletes, currently in a safe location, have announced that they have joined Iran’s national Lion and Sun Revolution.

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

I encountered this adorable creature (shrew) while cross-country skiing on Hatcher Pass. It nibbled my heated gloves for a few minutes.

[李老师不是你老师 @whyyoutouzhele]

据CNN报道，目前，有5名伊朗球员因为担心遭到伊朗政府报复，逃离了球队在澳大利亚的酒店，目前在澳洲警方的保护下。

[芙宁娜娜💙Furinana (王者归来版） @satireorcry1]

在多伦多，伊朗人开了一家叫 川普&内塔尼亚胡 的烧烤店，菜单里面有 油煎哈梅内伊、德黑兰大烧烤、德黑兰蘑菇云等硬菜！

[悉尼奶爸 SydneyDaddy 雪梨奶爸 🇦🇺🇮🇱 @SydneyDaddy1]

在澳洲参加女足亚洲杯，拒绝唱神棍国歌的���朗女子足球队，有五名球员离开酒店，向澳洲政府寻求庇护

我作为公民，希望政府给予她们临时庇护��直到神棍政权覆灭

#伊朗神棍政权覆灭倒计时

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Rothmus Minnesota is bad, but fraud in California and New York is >1000% worse

[B.c @Btts_c]

@CaTruthsTv @contextpinit busted🤣🤣🤣

[LIN WEI @skywind3000]

有个币圈反向指标，一个事情成不成，可以看币圈那群人进没进去，比如当年元宇宙才提出来时，你还拿不准这玩意儿行不行，但你观测到这群鸟人入场了，那么你基本可以判断，元宇宙没戏。

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Dr. Eli David @DrEliDavid]

Agent Qaani, we need you for one more mission

[李老师不是你老师 @whyyoutouzhele]

3月7日，制衣行业进入旺季，各大制衣厂老板们拿着衣服站在劳务市场招人，但是大部分求职者都在观望，即使一天五百都很难招到人。

评论区抱怨声一片：“全是骗局，做了几天，老板故意刁难别人，把别人骗进去白做工几天，把你赶走了再招新人”

“招不到只有一个原因，工价低” “刚进去客客气气，干了十天后开始刁难我，接着又开始拖欠工资” “没进去把你当人，等你去了把你当牛” “老板剥削的太过分了” “每天都要工作十五六个小时，并且没有任何人身保障”

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

🚨BREAKING: The FBI conducted authorized, court-ordered searches at homes in Newtown Township and Middletown Township in Bucks County, PA tied to an IED that ignited during a protest in NYC by the Islamic jihadists.

The two pro-Muslim extremists, Ibraham Kayumi, 19, and Emir Balat, 18, both self-radicalized in recent years and traveled to Turkey and other terror-training hot spots.

America welcomed their parents, who by the look of it achieved the American dream, and this is how their POS kids repay this country.

[A @lazytimelord]

Bro couldn't control muscle memory 😂

[李老师不是你老师 @whyyoutouzhele]

“熟悉的配方： 拒唱国歌后，伊朗女足被当局以家人相挟”
3月6日， Iran Wire报道：在对阵韩国女足赛前拒唱国歌后，伊朗女足全队收到当局警告：若继续拒唱国歌 或不行军礼，其亲属将被逮捕。
此前，3月3日，2026女足亚洲杯首轮小组赛，伊朗女足球员集体未唱伊朗国歌曾引发热议（引用的视频）。
而在第二轮对阵��大利亚 女足赛前，球员们则唱起国歌并行军礼（本条推文视频）。
报道称，在首战之后��伊朗安全机构联合足协及体育部���联系了多名球员的直系亲属，并向球员传达 警告：若在第二场比赛继续拒唱国歌或拒绝行军礼，或在澳大利亚寻求庇护并拒绝回国，其父母、 配偶或兄弟姐妹等直系亲属将被拘留。

[昨天 @YesterdayBigcat]

3月8日，2026年刚过去两个多月，大量到上海打工的农民工由于找不到工作，已经坐火车回家躺平了。

[Based Jessica @RealJessica]

"Give an illegal alien a fish and you feed him for a day."

"Deport the the illegal alien and you never have to feed him again with food stamps and you save a ton of money on welfare and Medicaid fraud."

Sun Tzu, ICE agent

Follow: @RealJessica

[أحمد خليفة @_A_khalifa]

This 😂😂