Brandon Tuschak

i once threw a perfect game on Ken Griffey Jr. baseball on SNES against the Yankees

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@ASaunders_PGH A floor would do nothing for competitive balance. Saying the pirates have to spend $150M isn’t going to bring talent in here, you’re going to get more players like Pham, but for more cash. Which will be paid for with ticket and stadium prices.

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@ThePoniExpress A salary floor would only bloat contracts for mid/lower players. It would do nothing for competitive balance. Telling the pirates they have to spend even $150M on a roster won’t bring in talent and keep it. You’ll get retreads like Pham and McCutchen, but for a higher cost.

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The Pope passing on the day Jesus rose is a more even trade than what Dallas got for Luka.

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@BajaBlast444 @BikerFrank69 @RepSummerLee He’s referring to the 12 year old brain cancer survivor that was made an honorary agent of the fbi. She remained seated and silent while others gave him a standing ovation.

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The NFL selection committee has to do a better job next year. These playoffs have absolutely stunk.

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@AirbnbHelp hi I just an email confirmation and a reservation reminder in my calendar…. Funny thing is I don’t even have an account with your app.

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@ThePoniExpress He’s not the 2nd coming of rice. He was at best the 3rd option in SF offense. Is he good? Yes. Is he a $30M, a hefty trade WR1 good? No. That sounds more like the MO of the browns to over spend than the Steelers or NE.

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@JomboyMedia “Thanks”
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@GNOnlineCasino do you train your customer service agents to yell at or hang up on people who call them?

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@pscanling @MLBNetwork @MLB @YouTubeTV Saw it will be streaming for free on MLBTV.

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@JesseNiederber @ThePoniExpress 4 years for 30 would be a good sign. And no just because it would be above 6 doesn’t mean take the 5th year. If you pick up the 5th and he goes off this year then you only got him for that 1 year. Sign him now for a deal.

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@brad_mcclelland @Big_Maine100 One thing he did this year�� to justify last years mvp. 🤣🤣🤣

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@DuzzBoozeCruise @leglock2468 @JonBaiano1 @MarkMaddenX RG3 got hurt. Not the same thing.

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@Mike57385038812 @AlexTheGreat444 @MarkMaddenX Because he’s wide open in this picture.
But with a defender he’s significantly quicker with his feet and his hands than Clark. This isn’t a skill argument, it’s a physicality one. She’s not used to the force difference between the womens college game and pro mens.

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Puff diddler.

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@MarkMaddenX The committee was afraid of an all Pittsburgh national championship game. Makes sense.

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@TracyTe16532226 @TheChiefNerd @jimmykimmel @AaronRodgers12 Never accused him. In the clip he said Jimmy kimmel won’t be happy seeing that list revealed. Doesn’t imply he’s on the list, or he’s a pedo. It just implies that the names on the list would upset JK for some reason.

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@DanClarkSports @jimmykimmel @AaronRodgers12 What defamation? He said Kimmel wouldn’t be happy when the list is revealed. Didn’t say his name was on the list. Didn’t imply he was a pedo. He just said he was going to be unhappy when it was released.

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@RobGinNJ @Xiahouoneye @aliasaduthwal @JoJoFromJerz Strengthen the case of a counter suit by Rodgers. This is just an idle threat. What does he have to gain from winning a defamation suit? It would just open Pandora’s box to him being sued x100. On top of that he would single handedly ruin comedy forever.