Maria Josefina

call me a chip and dip me in queso cause I’m NACHO bitch

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Stephen Colbert responds to Donald Trump:

“Go f*ck yourself.”

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So, Donald Trump lied about the money his father gave him, he lied about his bone spurs, lied about where his father was born, he lied about where Barack Obama was born, he lied to his first wife while sleeping with his second, lied to his second wife while sleeping with his third, and lied to his third wife while sleeping with a playmate and porn star, he lied about his fake university, his fake charity, and his fake net worth, he lied about helping clear rubble at Ground Zero, about his businesses, about his taxes, about the size of his inauguration crowd, about his “perfect” phone calls, about the hush money he paid, the sexual abuse he committed, the classified documents he stole, the insurrection he incited, and the election he lost.

But sure — he’s telling the truth about Epstein.

Sure.

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Firm believer in not introducing boyfriends to my family. Never letting y’all embarrass me in front of my mother ☝🏾

[MoneyMatt🫡 @GDBMATT]

I got a big ass blessing otw, idk what it is but I’m claiming it

[jacky @JackWilliamRtF]

there's literally no law that says you can't put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job, literally there's no law that says that

[HelloTitty @_anaive]

Men ain’t shit

!⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗲.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i be flirting way too much for someone who gonna have a panic attack when we link

[saint ren @nechulaa]

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have??

[Maria Josefina @btw_bae]

@nikk_ATnite Whore 💀😂

[Beau Degás @yunghermoso]

the option to leave me alone is ever present and always available

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Today, I called my 94-year-old grandmother who survived Nazi Concentration Camps.

She voted for Biden in FL & said to me:

"What you see at the border —kids being taken from their families— is what happened to us. I never saw my parents again after that."

#VOTE #DemVoice1 #GOTV