Brandon Zink

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[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

EVERY four pack of bic lighters has to have one ugly design that you hate that’s the rule

[ang✨ @jaeslight]

when u need to turn into a store but cars keep passing and the cars behind you start honking

[kardi @karriganmiguess]

when ur opening gifts and ur mom says “lemme see it”

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

the movie villain hot velma

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

this commercial had me sold on getting a sunsetter retractable awning as a 6 y/o

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

@JacobHelm97 🎵gonna build me a wall 🎶

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

@natalie_sump sure did

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

i just choked on my water—

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

vote me for class vice president cuz i got better and i can make the school better too. #thinkzink

[liv @yeah_liv]

#RandallsGetAGoat
Alright, Twitter! I'm really counting on you!

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Leslie Knope wants to let you in on a secret... On April 30, #ParksAndRec is returning to NBC for “A Parks and Recreation Special”. Our workplace proximity associates, along with our neighbors at @StateFarm, are raising money for @FeedingAmerica. Join us! https://t.co/YuyWBTYmrH

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

hope nobody has done this one yet

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

@gerritveldt delete ur account i love that movie

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

@kelseybobeldyk @megan_terhaar thank you for clearing that up

[randy @RandyEmillio]

Us: 2020 is gonna be our year

*3 months later*

[Brandon Zink @BTZ543]

@kelseybobeldyk mark