Alyssa Sumption

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

His lawsuit to stop WHAT???

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is what actresses with zero botox can do

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

One of these is about the ironic tragedy of dating from the age(s) of 19-23 and the other is the ironic comedy of dating in your mid-late 20’s

[Joe @electionsjoe]

He truly is a once in a generation politican

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I will never forgive yall for electing this man into office. decade of our lives directly under him and how many decades undoing the harm. god

[susa @prinkasusa]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[TMZ @TMZ]

We've ID'd another legislator in the Edinburgh Castle crowd ... Michigan's Rep. Bill Huizenga is the guy in the blue jacket sitting against the wall. His spokesman told local outlet, Michigan Advance, what we'd already heard about this being a "long-planned, House Ethics approved" trip to meet with foreign dignitaries. They left out the part about YOU paying for it, while the partial government shutdown continues.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

because they did the same thing to black kids in the sixties when segregation ended

[dollylor @mexicanpizzalvr]

i’m begging tmz to stick to terrorizing politicians instead of celebrities it’s genuinely way more entertaining

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

This TMZ pivot might put them back on the map

‘If you see one of the 535 members of Congress on vacation during Easter Break’

“Take a picture and send it to us”

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

today is january 7th 2026, the only day you can retweet this

[mimi @mariasrainer]

and if i say this is the coolest anyone has ever been

[cass @tierneyfilms]

get her a lightsaber

[We told you So @terri4436166795]

Halloween at the White House in 2016
I miss this man
#Halloween

[plain jane @smrtgal]

finally something niche

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

The white boys not doing it like this no more

[glocc @gloccz8v]

Extremely funny to say that when everyone still calls this place Twitter

[Eric @EricG1247]

I thought houses with sex offenders can't hand out candy?

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war