Mega_Mom

Toddler Valley is a dark and scary place but I, Mega Mom, bravely go where every other mom also goes cuz it's our job or something....Kids man. Gotta love 'em.

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Science Day! https://t.co/v4GanH5dob

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Look who's cuddling her Uncle Goose?? https://t.co/FdCHbf4kqO

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My adorable puppies!! https://t.co/EujpvEC0DS

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Our trip to Newport aquarium! https://t.co/OW8VLWQYVz

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Just posted a video https://t.co/SUkVMpUAXT

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I'm always late posting on social media!! https://t.co/8Evkbi0EDH

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Today I accidentally blurted out without thinking, "put on your underwear son. The puppy is gonna bite your penis." My 4yo son responded by singing, "Don't bite my penis" repeatedly for 10 minutes. Being a mom is fun.
#parentfails

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Currently watching Chronicles of Narnia for the first time ever because I'm probably the last person on the planet who hasn't seen it....

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Also can we please talk about how amazingly sexy Brendan Fraser is in that film?? Boy👏 Was👏 Fine👏

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Today I watched George of the Jungle with my children and I feel like its the best parenting choice I've ever made.

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In case your wondering what the life of a stay at home mom is, today I received a notification that my kid needed earbuds for school. I found her a pair at the store that were pink of course, brought them home, and trying to be a good mom and help the kindergarten teachers out..

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Another edit to the English language. While reading a story with my son, he informed me Muhammad Ali doesn't wear boxing gloves, he wears "Puncher Hands". That is all.

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Loving life with my babies!! #Momlife #Megamom #Motherofredheads https://t.co/LOC90MtP8z

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Prayers please for our little girl. Shes not doing too well. She's been having severe chest pain, elevated heart rate, tiredness, vomiting, etc. #prayers @ Norton Children's Hospital https://t.co/SVdmzIX3fU

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New tattoo https://t.co/58pS4x5q4m

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Last night at trunk or treat Jackson found "a joker clown" and he thought he was so cool! I asked the guy if he could say hi to Jack and the guy said yea would he like a picture? The man… https://t.co/C3O6i6jGZ5

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Last night was trunk or treat with these two lovelies!!! #Lovemyredheads #Trunkortreat #Afairyprincessandaninja https://t.co/vkFX4uevmt

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Just posted a video https://t.co/a8h2nvq1SL

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Giving a huge shout out to my beautfiul niece on her birthday! You are growing into to an amazing person with such a great heart and I am so proud and honored to be your aunt. One of the… https://t.co/z5LfyDszYM

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*TAKING THE 10 YEAR OLD TO THE DENTIST*
Me: You going back alone or you want me with you.

10yo: Come with me...IDK why I just want you to.

Me: Maybe cuz ya like me...??

10yo: No, that's not it...

Wow. Really?? Lmao. Thanks for that.