Top Tweets for #parentfails
"Just did a set about why all parents lie about liking your art—turns out mine still haven’t forgiven me for that 3rd-grade 'abstract' pasta sculpture. #StandUpComedy #ParentFails"
And the award for "Best Supporting Pole" goes to...Dad 👏🏼
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@VividProwess There is no response, because no one cares stupid. You can all starve yourselves to death and it still won’t change a single solitary action that has, is or will happen. Must suck to realize the world really isn’t all about you. #ParentFails
Un médecin donne une démonstration: Comment donner du confort à un #bébé pour qu'il cesse de pleurer.
Les papas regarder ☺️🤔
Pas toutes les #mamans vont aimer ça 🙄 haha.
#parents #maternite #science #STEM #RDC #Afrique #parentfails
This is what real life and #parentfails look like…your nugget stealing your phone because she caught you with her “Spider-Man” scented Hermione bear snoozing, and you finding the picture later on 🙄
How are they that stupid to think they aren’t getting arrested when the officer SAYS I’m going to arrest you and they STILL don’t listen and then act shocked #OPLive #parentfails
@hausofhemlock @balfenation 'On mature reflection' maybe it was Readybrek, but basically her ladyship deigned to interact with her family but couldn't bring herself through the herculean task of making her son his Readybrek the way he always ate it. #parentfails
Kids last night asked if we could be done chores early today to celebrate Easter. Ofcourse I set myself up for all the #parentfails
- forgets to set alarm clock, late to barn
- shower into barn
- shower back in after unplugging bin
- shower a third time to switch empty bins
How ethan showed up to school lmfao #parentfails
The worst thing about being a parent is watching your child be in pain and/or sick, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
#parentfails
@CTVJoelle @CTVCalgary @CTVJefferson Lice outbreak in kids school.
In front of packed gym grade 2 daughter read mother's day card .
"I love my mom. She's really nice and really good at PICKING LICE"
😱😱😱😱
Just one of many #parentfails
This morning on the show @CTVJefferson admitted to driving over his kid's hockey net while backing out of the driveway.
Don't worry... he did his best to fix it!
What are your biggest #parentfails?
#caketwitter (if such a thing exists) Please point me towards a FOOL PROOF cupcake recipe for kids party. I repeat FOOL PROOF. I cannot over estimate that all the cakes I bake rise about 2mm. #parentfails #joyofkidsbirthdays
It really is a crying shame that NO ONE told me to put🧂on my 🍉 when I was growing up! #parentfails
Brainwashing kids is bad i was a victim by my the elders. What if a gay couple adopts a boy, the dads say you can only date boys. Same for me i was told to date only asians. Brainwashing kids at an early age is dangerous. #parentfails #BRAINWASHED
Never has a child been more annoyed that their parent is keyworker, meaning she still has to go to school 😬 bad midwife mummy 🤣 #SorryNotSorry #Dissapointed #Parentfails
@HenpeckedHal Ok. All parents, our job is to raise responsible capable adults. Teach your kids to cook, clean, and wash clothes. These are all cautionary tales of #parentfails
The importance of unstructured play, joy and focus on the process in CYP sport @ARJDunstan @lewisjkeens #StopGettingItWrong #AdultFails #ParentFails #TeacherFails #CoachFails https://t.co/IzRPWbKtCN
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