Off-Season Depression-trick

•They/them •Probably thinking about whether androids dream of sheep powered by electricity or sheep made purely of lightning

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

Did someone ask for a positive vibes account? Probably not, but watch this space because I'm coming at you with the positivity

[Guffers @gavmacn]

Nadine Dorries has tried to submit a letter of resignation, but accidentally adopted a snow leopard.

[✨ Elliott ✨ @elliott_gr]

when i came out as trans in senior year of HS, I sent an email to all my former & current teachers as well as the administrators to let them know of my name change & pronouns. (this was over 10 years ago). The vice principal emailed me, asking me to visit his office. (1/?)

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

I’ve not taken my adhd meds for 4 days due to illness

And now I know three things

1) professionals really weren’t given the training or motivation to notice adhd when I was young

2) my friends are really patient and understanding people

3) I’m disaster of a human

[GL @gldivittorio]

If we go back into full lockdown all winter I'm starting hard drugs or becoming a flat earther or something I cannot do this again fully aware

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

Hey @Meta you own so many messaging apps with voice notes (which are cool, I like them) but one question - why, on none of these apps, can I listen back to the voice note before I send it?

Asking for an adhd friend (me) who forgets the point of a sentence half way through ❤

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

I woke up this morning (afternoon) with the taste of mulled wine, beer and regret upon my breath. My body felt the pain of dionysius's grape fuelled wrath.

The distorted world I perceived felt hopeless.

Until I found The Witcher s2 had dropped on Netflix.

Happy holidays Xxx

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

I have a theory that you can gauge how old (mentally speaking) and/or elitist you are by finding out how much you love granola... feel like you need to decompose a little and be conditioned from birth to like it in the morning

p.s - having a breakdown as I now love granola

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

@isobell_ I've heard that the final process for finishing a duolingo course is that you turn into a giant, passive-aggressive green bird

[dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer]

remember how fucked up jazz was before they invented instruments

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

Becoming hyperaware of your own eyebrows is the most shocking moment of self realisation in day-to-day life. Those caterpillars have been there this whole time and no one's said anything????

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

The new IPCC report contains no real surprises. It confirms what we already know from thousands previous studies and reports - that we are in an emergency. It’s a solid (but cautious) summary of the current best available science. 1/2

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

@isobell_ Same tbh

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

This injects pure dopamine and serotonin into my soul

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

Really hope the amendments to the Official Secrets Act go through. Not because I want a police state. I just take comfort in the idea that I could write 600 words in the local paper and just disappear. Might start my "Johnson's feet grow every time he lies" article in preparation

[izzy @isobell_]

don’t know why but i’ve committed to swimming 22 miles over the next 12 weeks in aid of diabetes UK pls donate if you can 💓 https://t.co/BUx9LGAzsO

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

@isobell_ Bet mum looked. She's terrifyingly good at acting oblivious

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

@isobell_ You good?

[Off-Season Depression-trick @bubba_lechubba]

Growing up poor means that it takes me three attempts to say Balenciaga every single time I come across the word