Alex Bolte

followers are needed, funny things I repeat 'em. God is who I believe in. just a lowkey comedian. follow me on instagram b_flyin22

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@odesza Please add another showing in Portland (the 12th is sold out) AND I NEED TO GO BACK

[ODESZA @odesza]

Summer

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

I truly feel theres nothing more I can say about this album. Now, we hear it from the fans themselves.

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

Frontzies counts right ?

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

Im picking 5 lucky die hard fans this summer to hear some of my new album early, and after, I'll film you all talkin about ur experience. Who shall the lucky 5 be??? 🤔

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

I still have bagpipes ringing in my ear

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

My travel kit:
- anxiety
- 2 bloody Mary's
- walking to my gate just to make sure I know where it is
- 6 alarms to tell me when boarding starts
- anxiety I'm going to miss my flight after I have sat in my seat

[Dr Sho Jacobs 🇨🇦 @shoshanahjacobs]

Almost 3 years COVID-negative.

Here’s what’s in my travel kit:

- @flo_mask
- Enovid spray (before and after each flight)
- small hepa filter
- distancing
- vaxxed to the max
- privilege

#BringBackMasks

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@ITYSL_memes Was it the same store? Same guy?

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@ITYSL @C0ckLesnar What the hell?

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Great moment in sports history. 😂 happy birthday @DwyaneWade!

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@MTR_4 @ITYSL Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement. This world is just so fucked up.

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

The biggest part of 2022 I'm trying to let go, is that corncob TV isn't going to be available on cable menu @ITYSL

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@CheetoSantino fist his own ass when he jerks off

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@DailyLoud Bet he still doesn't know the words

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@ITYSL
IM JOKIN' IM JOKIN'
https://t.co/VqWPNL0783

[GOVERNOR TOM @T_Ried333]

You guys remember when Jim Pillen saw all of the memes I made about him on the internet and went to my mother in law and told her that he and his family would never set foot in her business again unless I stopped making fun of him on the internet?

I memba.

#soft

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@adidas new slogan ...... NOW WHAT.

If yall don't profit off this shirt design ..

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@ErniePotisek @bigwildmusic Helllo! It me

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

NOW WHAT... NOW WHAT #adidas haha 😄

[Alex Bolte @bubbabolte]

@BrendanSchaub listen here you unfunny fuck, blocking people on IG isn't going to make you funnier. What allows you to talk shit to Dana white on social media but as soon as someone criticizes your stand up, you cry. I will see you at your next show. 😉 block me on here too.