I'm a fat, bloated pig, taking up the couch with my belly. I'm so huge, I can barely move, and every breath is a struggle. I can't get enough, though it's slowly (not that slowly) destroying me. Soon, I'll be too fat to move, stuck on this couch forever.
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GOZEI PORRA! 😵💫 Não deu mais galera ✊🏻💦 Mas pelos gozei de pança cheia 🍕✨ (sinto que meu saco ainda tá cheio de leite, será que dou outra gozada hoje ou guardo pra próxima sessão de edging?