Texts From Bubba

These are the real texts my friend Bubba sends me on a daily basis. Timestamped where possible. Name changed. Sometimes NSFW.

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Maybe I do need therapy. It can't be healthy being this angry all the time. - 8:14, 2/4/16 #selfreflection

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

When I replied, "You're on a roll today," he responded with, "Day drinking helps."

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Now, I'm not a FEET feet guy...but Margot Robbie's in the new #Barbie trailer are just exquisite. #BarbieTheMovie #BarbieMovie
- 14:47, 7/4/23

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Why are they called Hot Cross Buns when they very rarely arrive to you hot? #Easter
- 11:46, 7/4/23

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Hilarious. Vote yes.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

When asked "where?", responded with:

Don't worry. It'll be a smoking crater when I'm done with them. I will literally go hungry than negotiate with terrorists.

- 13:41. 7/12/22

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

$37 for a burger and chips...

...Kill yourself.

- 13:37, 7/12/22

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

With the passing of Dear Lizzie, now when a coin is flipped you'll be calling out "Deads or Tails". - 16:50, 09/09/22

#QueenElizabeth

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

"My life is an ouroboros of 'Treat Yoself!' and 'PANIK!!'" - 11:47, 19/08/22

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

"@jk_rowling bringing new meaning to the phrase TERF war." - 10:46, 10/04/22

Only text that day.

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Apparently @elonmusk uses an #iPhone. Which is weird because @Apple apparently doesn't allow villains to be shown using their products? - 14:10, 29/11/21

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

No context. - 21:46, 18/10/21

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

My FB market place is just pictures of feet....how the fuck is that a thing?? - 12:42, 25/6/21

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

The Liberal government is a monster, and the human race are their prey. - 12:05, 26/06/21

@LiberalNSW @LiberalAus

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

I HATE reaction videos. Be creative or be nothing. - 22:48, 5/11/20.

Only text that day.

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

We should rename bacon 'Pig Veneer' - 9:53, 13/10/20

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Related:
https://t.co/mhHL7PQubL

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Everyone is like "Ho ho ho! How Embarrassing for Trump to have given money to Kamala Harris!!" As if Trump wasn't thinking at the time, "If I give money to that negress then it'll get those blacks off my case". - 11:39, 13/8/20

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

If I needed a porn name, I'd go with Burger Source. (Because I'm chunky and I can FUCK!) - 19:49, 14/8/20

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

The True Jesus Church across the road has blacked out windows... now that's not suspicious. - 17:43, 3/8/20

[Texts From Bubba @bubbatexts]

Modern @DCComics show people being literally torn limb from limb and then censor out the word Fuck. The US man =/ - 8:42, 29/7/20