Jeff the Landshark

Yummy, yummy!

[ً @holyaches]

'am i cute?' / 'the cutest in the whole world.'

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Hmmm..."

Jeff thought for a moment, and then got a marvellous idea. He created an ice ball, and started balancing it on his head

"Woop-woop! Yeaa!!!"

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

he flinched at the spray of water, but swished his tail in return to splash jeff with water.

“ 𝘵𝘳𝘺 𝘵'𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘬 . 𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘱 𝘱𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦𝘴 . ”

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Yeaaa!!!"

Jeff zipped around in the tank, feeling like the happiest shark ever. He dove, and resurfaced, and dove again. When he resurfaced for another time, he sprayed Stitch with water, wanting to play

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

he reached down, hoisting the landshark up and into the tank with himself.

“ 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 ? ”

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Mrrr...mrrr!!"

Jeff scrambled up, extremely eager to join his newfound scaly buddy.

"Huff...huffhuff..."

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

swimming up, he'd lean over the edge, water dripping down onto the floor.

“ 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩 . . . 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴, 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘪 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘣 . 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘢 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘺 ”

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

Looking at @fate_severer ...in a tank...of water? He tilts his head a little, letting out an inquisitive

"Mrrrr-rp?"

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Dun-dun dun-dun dun-dun..."

He swims beneath the floorboards, only the fin visible to the outside world. Whatever mischief he's up to? Who knows.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Yeee!!"

Jeff happily pitter-pattered behind Stitch, leaving behind the cutest bean trail with each step

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

“ 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘯 . ”

he stood up, gesturing for jeff to follow as he headed towards the kitchen, boots thudding against the floor.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Mrr...yummy-yummy..."

His tummy gave a characteristic loud growl, to further signify just how hungry the poor guy is

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

he'd reach out, petting the lil shark on the head.

“ 𝘪𝘧 𝘪 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘷𝘢-6 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦, 𝘪𝘥 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 . 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘣𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘺 . ”

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Uuu, uuu, uuuhh..."

He whined like an adorable puppy, his head down, trying to show off his disarming power of cuteness through feigning being sad

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

“ 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘥 . 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘣 . 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘪'𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 . ”

kneeling down, he'd tilt his head to the side.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Mrrr?! Muh-muh, uuuuh..."

He whined, his beady eyes shining up at Stitch, as he made the most adorable pity pout in the world

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

he groaned and hunched over, holding his gut as he looked down at the shark.

“ 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵, 𝘪𝘮 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘺'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 . ”

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Rrrrrrr!!! Ptooo!"

He launched an ice ball at Stitch's stomach

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

“ 𝘯𝘰 ! 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘺 . 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 . ”

standing behind jeff, watching him closely.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Rrrrrrr!!!"

He wiggled his way out of Vikhor's hold, indignant. Thinking hard on how to open the forbidden snack land

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

heading to the door, he'd hold the shark close to his chest.

“ 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘴, 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 . 𝘯𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 . ”

stepping out, he'd lock up his lab.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Uuu? Mrrr!"

He tries to dash away, but doesn't manage to do so in time, getting picked up by Vikhor instead.

[꧁ 𝒱𝘪𝘬𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝒦𝘶𝘻𝘮𝘪𝘯 ꧂ @fate_severer]

in his lab, glancing over to the landshark.

“ 𝘰𝘩 𝘯𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘵. 𝘯𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘶𝘴 . ”

placing a vial down to pick up the creature.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

Sneaking in to find any food in @fate_severer vicinity.

"Mrrr....rrrrr..."

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

He's having tummy troubles (ate drywall)

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Uuurrr?"

He looked up at Perseus.

"Yeee-he-ha!"

[𝒫𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 ─ ✧ @PAST_GH0ST]

he happily moved his hand to start petting him with a smile.

“ vova would adore you. we'd have to share custody. ”

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Heheee!"

He grinned arrogantly, proud of his adorable little self. Then, he nudged Perseus's hand. Looking for affection

"Mrrr..."

[𝒫𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 ─ ✧ @PAST_GH0ST]

“ hm? ”

he glanced at the paper, following the arrow.

“ jeff, huh? thats a cute name. im perseus. or persy for short. you sure are a smart lil sharky. ”

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Mrr, ayawawa!"

He bolted towards the pencil and paper. Carefully, holding the pencil between his two hands, he wrote, in a surprisingly coherent font for a shark, a single word - "Jeff" - and an arrow pointing at him

[𝒫𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 ─ ✧ @PAST_GH0ST]

“ what'cha lookin' for, little one? ”

he tilted his head. on a nearby table was a pencil and paper, but perseus wasnt sure what he needed.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Mrrrm...mrr? Mr mrr mrr!"

He briefly abandons the snacking, and looks around, sniffing surfaces. Trying to find something to write on

[𝒫𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 ─ ✧ @PAST_GH0ST]

“ figured you'd like them. ”

he laughed gently, pouring the rest of the treats into his palm for the shark to eat from.

[Jeff the Landshark @bubble_munchies]

"Mnnnm...mnnmmnm..."

He hummed thoughtfully as he ate. Then, finally delivered his verdict, in an adorable attempt at human speech

"Yummy, yummy!"

[𝒫𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬 ─ ✧ @PAST_GH0ST]

“ good boy. ”

he placed the treat onto jeff's tongue, retracting his hand so the shark could taste it.

“ if you like it, ill give you the rest. if you dont, we'll try to find something else. ”