Laurent Jourdan

International corporate and structured finance specialist. Former CDO ratings analyst at Moody's. MBA, NYU Stern, 2006. Abused Mets fan.

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

This would never happen to Patrick Bateman. http://t.co/X9NuYqyOf3

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

What 40 mph to 100 mph looks like ⚾️

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

Si "les marchés ne sont pas très malins", comme il le dit, @RenaudDely devrait arrêter le journalisme et devenir investisseur. Il ferait sûrement fortune ! 💰

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

.@villedetours Y a un problème, là

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

@TheColinCooper As Jack Clark used to say: "Better strike out than hit into a DP"

[Chillbo Shwaggins @TheColinCooper]

No bigger rally killer than Starling Marte

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

@sandrousseau Après avoir menti au peuple sur les retraites, vous voudriez qu'ils décident d'abolir des réformes urgentes et indispensables. Vous devriez avoir honte.

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

https://t.co/7M3HF3SlsT

[Jamie Marshall @jdmarshmallow]

If CBS doesn’t stop with their “special news report” and put the Champions League game back on I’m going to vote for Trump #ChampionsLeague #RMAMCI

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

😆 #mlb #postseason

[Empire State Building Observation Deck @EmpireStateBldg]

I have twice as many floors as you do wins

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

Marre de #LaPoste L'autre jour colis non disponible au guichet le lendemain de la livraison. Aujourd'hui retard de livraison Chronopost de 24h malgré avoir payé supplément livraison avant 10:00. Jusqu'où iront-ils?

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

@Lindstrom1991 @premierleague @ManCity Michael Oliver disappointed here. Big time.

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

Obviously, there are still some investors who haven't taken my valuation classes :-D https://t.co/l7VVPyt8pL

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

Of course, the European Super League is about money! Football is a business, and it's going to be run like one. Agnelli, Perez, the Glazers are not crooks. They're businessmen. The ESL is going to shake the football industry, but so be it. Life, like busi…https://t.co/nwG0djzWKJ

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

@hulu_support And we're in a loop now. Awesome.

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

When @hulu offers you a free trial on screen, take a screenshot! I thought they could be trusted but regretted it when @hulusupport didn't help. See you never!

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

@hulu_support Just return the money you defrauded me out of.

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

@hulu_support I called and, as expected, it was a waste of time. You won't take any responsibility for your actions. Now you've alienated an existing customer.

[Laurent Jourdan @bubblebust]

@hulu_support The last page of signup said I'd be charged at the end of the 30-day trial period. Then you charged me right away. If I wasn't eligible then the on-screen info was misleading.