Bubble Buttt💖

♈️ music 🎵 perfume sluttt😎🙈 geographer 🌍Crazy sweet girl😛 ... Baker 🧑‍🍳.

[Bubble Buttt💖 @bubblebuttesta]

Mind the business that pays you!!!!!👌

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My sister at her wedding: My husband deserves an award for surviving my mood swings.

Me who's been surviving her since childhood:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally hit your "this ain't worth my energy" era

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Bank app: “Are you sure you want to make this transfer”

Me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me on my day off not knowing whether I should sleep or make the most of life

[Elder F.A. @ElderTalks]

Life is deep
No science can explain this…

To those saying No God
Are you the one that programmed the tortoise ?

Are you the one that gave it its own sense of reasoning ?

Do you know what kicks in its brain ? When he saw black ?
Are you the one that gave it its shell ?

You people after earning HND from NEKEDE poly for Umokdike village with 3rd class you will start wondering if there’s God

And start typing nonsense online

[Amke. @amukelani_02]

calculating if i can survive till payday.😭

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

How I’m walking out of my job everyday knowing I pissed a coworker off

[Blossom🌸 @Bloseptnew]

Define misogyny👀:

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me realizing sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I can’t believe the worst things in this world are having a job and not having a job

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Work ends at 5:00 pm
Me at 4:55 pm:

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

When you realise you cannot skip work the way you skipped classes

[Global Idris @iakinlabii]

Corporate life will teach you that knowing the job is only half the battle.

The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the room, managing ego, receiving vague feedback, and not replying emails with your real thoughts.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

why does nobody ever talk about how you can talk to someone at work every single day for YEARS… then change jobs and NEVER speak again. 😂

[☔ @Whotfismick]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me heading out of work before they ask me to do something else

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me agreeing with every plan my boss has while plotting my escape:

[Daniel of Ibadan🇦🇷🇫🇷 @oluwaDanielmii]

"Write a letter to your friend in another school telling him to....."🤦😭