God, I miss the old SNL. The jeopardy skits with Sean Connery always made me laugh uncontrollably! I have to say that they are probably my favorite of all. 🤣🤣🤣
Wow. Hillary’s former running mate, Sen. @timkaine, accused Navy Secretary @HungCao_VA of lying and got publicly stuffed into a locker by CNO Adm. Caudle.
Cao said legacy media inflated reports of food shortages and broken toilets into fake news.
Kaine called Cao a liar and suggested he was sweeping problems under the toilet mat.
Then Caudle stepped in and explained that one head going down equals about 1% of roughly 6 million turd flushes — which, at sea, is not a scandal. It’s an engineering miracle.
My suggestion? Let’s get Timmy a gold-plated porta-potty, strap him to it for safety, and put the thing on a roller coaster so he can experience 90 seconds of shipboard reality while he’s taking a sh!t.
I don’t mean to be crude but Tim Kaine deserves it. Nothing. NOTHING. Pisses off sailors more than when they are working to keep sewage systems working and some puke in a suit and tie who’s never stood under a leaking sh!tter valve calls to give the ship a hard time.
Seriously, toilet systems aboard ship were the bane of my existence as Chief Mate. I’ve been completely covered in human waste multiple times and would have traded my left nut for a 1% failure rate. The Admiral’s right. Hung Cao is telling the truth. It’s fake news and the truth is a miracle.
And if I was Hung I’d give every single engineer on that ship who turned a toilet wrench on the USS Ford a medal for a job well done!
BZ to Admiral Caudle for shutting this nonsense down.
#BREAKING Australian actress Holly Valance says that everyone “starts out as a lefty”
But then you “wake up” when you try to “run a business or buy a home”
“And then you realise how crap their ideas are”
Hard to argue, Holly.
Here are 3 minutes and 45 seconds of Screens from Mike Leach's time at Washington State.
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Remember when Long John Silver’s still had a little dignity? Walking along that fake pier to get inside really lent the entire dining experience an exotic air of piracy.
Did you know that May 1 (International Workers' Day) is a Communist holiday born in 1889 to rally the proletariat against capital?
In 1955, Pius XII answered it directly: he instituted the Feast of St. Joseph the Worker on the same day. The message was unmistakable. The dignity of labor doesn't come from class struggle. It comes from a carpenter in Nazareth who sanctified work by doing it.
Communism offers the worker a fist. The Church offers him a father.
Saint Joseph, Pray for Us.
Please be patient for a few minutes as the thousands of Strait of Hormuz Twitter experts are making the shift over to the Voting Rights Act.
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Absolutely mesmerizing to witness the glowing lava fountains at Kīlauea's summit eruption in Hawaiʻi Volcanoes National Park. Volcanoes are living monuments to Earth's fiery origins, a powerful reminder that our planet’s forces are still alive and at work.
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Death Valley National Park is experiencing its first major superbloom in a decade as of March/April 2026, driven by record winter rainfall (1.7 – 2.5+ inches) that transformed the desert landscape with vibrant carpets of yellow, pink, and purple flowers.
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