Mr. Bubbles

Just a simple and old American man, looking to sell various war treasures and supplies only for the right price!

//NOT AFFILIATED WITH GNB. (minor)

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

//currently thinking of making a strawpage soon. Hmmm

[Jean Louise @1capitainejean]

Psh! 💢 Some people just expect things to be handed to them, don't they? I can't stand it. 💢

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

@Dinnernhand Ah! Now, friend, don't be stingy! If you really want it, I could sell you something to drink. However, food is... currently "off the menu" here. Though, up to you, of course! Afterall, you seem to be a man of wealth. Isn't that right? Surely, you can afford one measly drink.

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

Quality goes always well with good prices, which is why I do my best to keep the supplies I sell in the best conditions!

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

Hm. I'm sure that I've never seen this fellow around, neither around my shop nor on my 'searches' for new varieties to sell. However, it's presence isn't something I welcome to be lounging inside my shop...

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

@Dinnernhand Food? ... I'm sorry, I don't think I understand...
(Clears throat),
Out of all the luxuries I sell, you ask about... food? Not a sabre nor a rifle, nothing of the sort?

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

@mossjernverk Has it? Well then, perhaps it's time to find a newer one, don't you think? I could likely help with that; I've got all sorts of supplies at my, and the other's, disposal!

[Igor 🐚 @mimimimils]

Do you also get randomly VERY patriotic about your country? Like to the point of tears.😭😭😭

[bhbijjyhuiuuuuiuijh @GGGjiophhjkyyky]

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[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

Gunpowder? Flintlocks, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Francs.

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

@redpeadnut Ah! I see. I, too, can't pretend that the French are all that welcoming themselves, so that makes two of us.

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

It should be obvious to say but, my shop is always open for all! Except for thieves or those who lack the proper payment for the supplies and necessities I sell, of course.

[Mr. Bubbles @bubblespipe]

Hello and good evening.
I found this, piece of technology in the hands of a dead soldier while on a 'walk'... Perhaps, it could serve me well if I were to learn how to use it?