bow tie pasta

here for the shits and giggles. my username is misspelled on purpose. @WarMachine425 is my husband 💍

[bow tie pasta @bubbleteagril]

It’s an “excuse” to a neurotypical person.

But it’s actually a reason. An explanation. An answer. You asked why I was late. I told you my car was having trouble starting. You told me to “save [my] excuses.” It’s not an excuse. You asked a question. I gave you an answer.

[War42 @WarMachine425]

@meatcanyon Release it coward

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

I don’t normally comment on a famous person’s death. But I met Maggie Smith a few times and my God she was funny.

[🐦~Leslie ♡☁️💙 @MinksStinks_]

Alright this is kinda dumb, but this is a thread of what dog breeds I think Gravity Falls characters look like and would be

McGucket - Saluki

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Thank you for all the memories, James, thank you for being a huge part of a generation growing up, through that your voice will live on 😢🧡💔

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

James Earl Jones has passed away at age 93

[Dredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) ⬛️⬜️🟪 @destiny_thememe]

terribly sorry about this but in my defense it was really easy to edit

[bow tie pasta @bubbleteagril]

I’ve tweeted this on August 29th since 2021 and I’m not going to stop now.

Happy birthday @oompaville ‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[HOLO 🍉 @Holographicros3]

Guys look at the new sonic 3 poster

[Copium V (c0mms open- 1/4) @ifoundyoufaker]

IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING TOMORROW LET'S GOOOOOO

[miamoos @miamoosmoo]

the general public is waking up

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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