Cota B

People are often surprised when they find out I'm down to Earth... As if I ever stood a chance against gravity.

[Cota B @bubbs07]

@Tommy_Sheya Yes. 31 July.

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It’s Friday, bitch.

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I’m out of the benefit; from now on, I’m just doubting.

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🙂‍↕️

[Cota B @bubbs07]

Derek Shepherd really thought oyo kwali mwene woFilm

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My niece wants a reborn doll for her birthday, but for that price, I might as well just give her a cousin.

No honey, we got reborn doll as home.

[Cota B @bubbs07]

“She’s a gravida what?”

[Doctor Love @AzoMlota]

Without naming your job tell me something you say 50x times per day🤦🏽‍♂️

[Cota B @bubbs07]

Me after one weekend of babysitting my 1 year old nephew: “one… potato two, potato three…”

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I feel so validated

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Me coming out of retirement to involve myself in Ondangwa banter

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It’s Friday, bitch.

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GRN employees watching people who got paid today making plans for the long weekend

[Cota B @bubbs07]

When did “Good morning,” start translating to “How are you?”

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Something about frantically looking for me on the happiest day of my life, to go eat ekaka for breakfast, is just… aye.

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WhatsApp is glitching and keeps mixing up status updates; and minders of other people’s business must popping cerebral aneurysms thinking their mutuals are posting each other.

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I hate me a liar, NORED!

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It’s me and this 6% battery power against the world today.

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I know old habits die hard, but some of mine are mbela John McClane.

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Androiders and answering their Androids too quickly, now what comes after, “When your dreams come alive…?”

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@justvibes_a Of men I’d wanna see ripped apart by a silverback gorilla? The list is long please.

Let it be on record, I’m on the gorilla’s side 😂

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Can they let us choose the 100 men going to fight the gorilla? 😒