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opinions are my own sorta

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I miss me

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My favorite part of baseball is when the guys kiss on the field and the girls in the stands show pierced nips
#ally #pridemonth #freethenip

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I have just broiled a child for the last time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aside from my very volatile personality I would say my worst feature is probably my eyes due to the evil residing inside of them

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I am actually the bisexual of Hormuz

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when is the diligence due because I’m really busy this week

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what if we took your way not the highway 🥺

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god I just love running bitches over with my bike

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This #MemorialDay I would like to memorialize the time I left 4 meatballs in my car for 4 days (4x4) and then ate them and threw up all night and STILL won my case in court the next morning #howtogetawaywithmurder

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I just asked for a kabob and the woman behind the counter immediately threatened suicide #watdatmean

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How did Ronald Reagan get inside me again. Get out of me right now Ronald Reagan.

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I don’t give a fuck if it’s made of chocolate I’m not eating moose #animalrights

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Doesn’t Gouda know smoking is bad for you

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Raisin all the time, bran occasionally

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Veterans Day should be specifically for women who go shopping with a white t shirt and no bra thank you your service 🫡
#freethenip

[REN!!!!!!! @girlderping]

fags of a feather frot together

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why tf are you guys asking what’s in my wallet aren’t YOU supposed to know #capitalone #titsout

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The oreo I’m eating tastes like pussy. Or maybe pussy tastes like oreo? Either way, yum ❤️❤️

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Warring with the stars? Grow up Luke skywalker

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Nobody knows this about me but I am a direct descendant of Tony the Tiger

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if I am being honest then yes I am housing a hawk in my chest cavity