phenol

[Bandit ☭ 🔻🌸 @Bandit161_]

Average Oklahoma election result:

Puppies for everyone: 40%
Diarrhea forever: 60% ✅

[wi_su @BeepBoopy666]

the stripper said she honestly dont fw me

[phenol @bubsy_phenol]

Dude next to me at breakfast spot saw me put my hair up mid meal and said “oh shit it’s getting serious now” #gotmyfatass

[phenol @bubsy_phenol]

Pass the controller bro

[CHEV CHELIOS! @ParadiseCo_]

28 years old and a bitch trying to give me a handjob mannnnnnnnnnnnn lmao

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Sure. I'll retweet that

[bum @BattleRapBum]

texted her “spurs lead” she knew to come blow me

[richard @richard_normal]

OG anunoby. this is a special player.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

Doesn’t matter at all

[knees 🇵🇸 @PeerPressurDoIt]

Sorry dude unfortunately I've already reposted your selfie to r/balding and have 45 replies telling you to take the plunge you'll never win an argument with me

[insane freak guy @Beer_Pisser]

Hey. Your pecker is out. Your plump precious pecker is out bro. It slipped and flopped out of your zipper.

[Bilious Black @BlakkBile]

The Quiet Intimacy of Gumbo with No Top

[Enza Altieri @EnzaAltieri]

a birthday cake

Cuba, 1997
Abbās Attār

[phenol @bubsy_phenol]

@m1d_damage Took her to my chud house and I kirked it

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

Try the pussy darling. It’s dashing

[BreadyFlower 🍉 @BRDYFlower]

1 cup of soy sauce

[Machine Gun Jelly @wokegangstalker]

uncle pussy: for sale, never fucked

[Paris @goodyhilton]

"Whose pussy is this" idek man it's tied up in escrow right now