Johan Boholm

Previous Co-Founder, now CEO of My Own Time | Ordinary 🇫🇮 man with extraordinary wife, kids and grandkids | ’Excercise daily. Walk with the Lord!’

[Investors @Investors___X]

$NU every day of the week

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@astronomer_zero Five stars 💪🏻

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@StockOptions888 $MU

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@clintoptions $SPY

[The Football Card Tipster @thecardstipster]

LAST CALL FOR THIS 📞

[fanboy @fanboycooks]

Execution + Believing 🐂

Soon I will be the first person the world has ever seen turn $20,000 into 100 million dollars in a single trade

DOCUMENTED and recorded on chain

publicly from day 1 entering.

$BULL is the PEPE of this cycle

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Buy a flamethrower for $500

Charge $1,000 to clear each driveway

Clear 3,000 driveways per day (each one takes 5 seconds)

That’s $9 million per year

Why aren’t you doing this?

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@jrouldz Great photo 🙌🏻❄️

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@jrouldz Merry Christmas 🎄

[Autopilot @joinautopilot]

And they’ll charging you 2% on the way down too

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@jrouldz Reminds me of this photo I turned into a b/w one. Lots of things happening here. The sunrays, police cars, a model being photographed in the middle of the street. Well, I guess it’s nothin unusual over there 😅

[Johan Boholm @buc]

This is both funny and scaring 🫣

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@jrouldz Thanks! From what I remember I snapped that pic standing on a bridge 😅

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@jrouldz True, but it would be great to visit NYC again - been there twice. I also like street photography 😅 This pic from Feb 2019 📷

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@jrouldz Thanks @jrouldz - and cheers from Finland 🇫🇮🙌🏻 14°F here right now ❄️

[Johan Boholm @buc]

Nice touch, around 89.3K, right at the 3-Day EMA200 🎯 Probably nothing 😊

#bitcoin #btc

[Johan Boholm @buc]

Start the day with a smile, the rest of the day will be smiling all the way 😊

[Johan Boholm @buc]

@CoinMarketCap Kuuhun 🇫🇮🌛