they call me “the beaver”

god is dead and i ate him

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

love isn’t real

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@ValentinaForSOS damn this is retarded. snowflake

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

fuck the guns.

i’m voting for @laurenboebert so i can get a handy when and wherever i want

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

big fat load of cum

[lula ✮ @h4imlor]

i’ll see you in hell

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

anyone else have liquid poops in the walgreens parking lot today?

[LA\/ENDER @LavenderGhast]

They thought Obama was back in office.

[L @senpai_loui]

I’m so high and I can’t stop laughing at this

[Fly @flybottlemist]

Okay hear me out He did say we wouldnt recognize Him

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

Her parents work at Lockheed Martin

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“where the hoes at?”

me when the hoes arrive:

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@_zan_ just guys bein dudes

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@belmont_confess what

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@belmont_confess no

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@belmont_confess busted

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@belmont_confess need top

[Quigs @BigSeanQ_]

Sam Pittman’s rack has me BARKING

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

don’t get me wrong, i love the vacation lifestyle but god damn do i miss my squatty potty & bidet

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@belmont_confess i see no problem here

[they call me “the beaver” @buc_eez]

@2xwho_2xyou tiny ass arena