Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️

The 2026 Pittsburgh Pirates are a good baseball team

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

It was never this painful when the Pirates just couldn’t hit and the games were over within an hour

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Enough talk - trade for bullpen arms in the next 24 hours

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

This is insane

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Ok I might officially be on board for including Hernandez in a package for Yordan

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

OFFICIAL: We have acquired 2B Brandon Lowe, LHP Mason Montgomery, and OF Jake Mangum from the Rays and have traded RHP Mike Burrows to the Astros as part of a three-team deal.

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

HANK (AARON) DAVIS TO THE TRAIN TRACKS

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

We have Nick Gonzales at home

[Brett in Wisco @brett_johnson91]

Someone explain to me how Luis Arraez has been on like 4 different teams, had to wait until almost March for a team to offer him a short term/meh salary contract, all while he is arguably the best pure hitter in baseball? I genuinely don’t understand

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Jared Triolo will not be getting my All-Star vote tomorrow

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

I’ve seen enough, Oneil Cruz is getting my All-Star vote tomorrow

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

I don’t care if Jared Triolo wins 28 Gold Gloves, he’s gotta go when Griffin comes back

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

If you trade for Yordan Alvarez he can’t hit home runs off you

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Ashcraft is a top 10 pitcher in baseball but he is closer to 50 than he is to Paul Skenes. Calm down.

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

@ThePoniExpress That is absolutely crazy… but Ashcraft still is a superstar

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Cristopher Sanchez better watch himself… Braxton Ashcraft might fuck around and make the Cy Young race interesting

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Welcome back Ryan O’Hearn!!!

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Holy cow… Carmen is really about to demand a trade

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

Just hit the FYP and damnnnn… I thought I was too pessimistic when it came to the Buccos. Half of Pirates Twitter invents shit to complain about lol

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

@JMackey_PGH Kind of crazy that now 4 of the 6 hit by Pirates were off American League pitchers

[Brian McElhinny @rtjr]

Did Carmen refuse to show up to the park out of protest or something….this is exactly where you need him.

[Oliver Onion’s Psyche 🏴‍☠️☘️ @buc_stuff]

There is nothing Lowe could have said to that umpire that should have merited an ejection…