Bruno & Sticky Fingers

English parody bot for Bruno Buccellati • Contains spoilers • Tweets every half hour • Manual likes/follows/replies • 💙 @LeoneAbba_BOT 💍

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

Feel free to send me some asks if you'd like. https://t.co/0wSCEUKguz

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

@GuidoMista_Bot //thanks! it's been fun. arrivederci!

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

It's not even 35 kilometers from here to Pompeii! You should be able to get the key in one hour! Find it, contact us once it's safe! Then we'll take the girl to our ride!

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

What bloodlust! Just how much hell has he seen?!

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

If we don't solve the mystery behind the enemy's ability, we're all dead!

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

For how long must we guard her?

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

I'm so close to solving this crime I can almost taste it.

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

You discovered how to destroy the Requiem... Now, if you completely destroy mine...

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

Yes the zippers on the outfit jingle when I walk. No I don't think this is a bad fashion decision in any way.

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

Calm down! Pause it, Abbacchio!

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

SF: (Bruno has trouble doing the braid in the back of his hair because it's hard for him to see, so I always help him do it!)

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

As long as we can ride a car out of the village, then we're good. As long as we can all head for Roma.

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

If you're ever having a tough time, just remember that there are certainly going to be better days ahead. I wouldn't tell you this if I didn't know it was true.

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

You're being dragged under! Grab onto me!

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

I'm having a hard time, but... So... that would mean... Are you saying that getting too close to the enemy without understanding the 'mystery' behind his ability can prove to be fatal?

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

What...? This strength that's welling up in me... All I did was try to stand up, but I'm moving at an incredible speed! It's like this strength is growing inside of me! As if my body's been fueled with life!

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Yeah, let's meet again someday.

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

No! You were only being used. Someone else was here, too! Look at his right foot! Does that wound look like your bullets blew it off?

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

Leaky-Eye Luca was found collapsed on the ground near the airport with his own shovel rammed into his head. He probably won't regain consciousness... he's in critical condition. I'm looking for the one who did it...

[Bruno & Sticky Fingers @buccibot]

The turtle... Could it be? It's the same shape! Just like the hexagon on this turtle's shell! This 'key' wasn't meant for a keyhole. It was meant for this 'shell'! I don't get why, but the key itself fits in the shell!