Merlin “El Mago” Valdez

Longsuffering Pirates fan
Pittsburgh & Penn State Sports
Still waiting for Fillipponi to delete his account.
CUEEEEEEETO

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

Fox Sports is insanely stupid for hiring Dave Portnoy to act like he is on Big Michigan Kickoff without considering what would happen next

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

Been thinkin about Case Keenum all week. A handful of tape-rat, cerebral quarterbacks would be fun to have around

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

@HBTFD1 @Rivals @SWiltfong_ @KemonJones9 @On3USC @SchraderOn3 @JeremyO_Johnson @JedMay_ @PennStateOn3 @RyanSnyderOn3 @ChadSimmons_ @samspiegs You should do your research on how he became a UGA commit before you start spouting off

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

Last straw. Blow it up. 5 years too late. There’s 9 Steelers max I feel strongly about retaining

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

Should be very cathartic to come face-to-face with the reason I root for a poverty franchise tonight

[Mike Tomlin @CoachTomlin]

Tonight.

8 p.m.

My Minecraft City.

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[Skenes N’at @SkenesNat]

Esmerlyn?

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

Phillies fan just complained he has to listen to a playoff game on the radio at work #ThisIsWhyNobodyLikesYall

[nick ercolano @nickercolano]

drake maye currently on pace for:

3,315 passing yards
6 passing TDs
34 INTs

[Glenn Tape Scout @NFLtapeWatch]

Might have been tipped. Let’s practice good tape discipline and wait for the All-22 to come out

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

KG!

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

Can’t stop #MahntWorshington

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

NO WAY IOWA

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

I don’t think there’s any shame in ending this Acrisure Stadium experiment and partner with North Allegheny or a nearby middle school to use their stadium.

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

Don’t look now but the buccos are hot

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Breezewood, Pennsylvania is the peak of American ingenuity and I'm tired of everyone cherry-picking one photograph of it from 20 years ago for internet points.

[Merlin “El Mago” Valdez @BuccoTruther]

@ThePoniExpress This was the computer not PMT get it right @BarstoolBigCat

[Dan Zangrilli @DanZangrilli]

The Pirates win their 80th of the year, 2-0 over the Cardinals. They've won 5-straight for the first time since April.

If you're under the age of 34, the 2026 Buccos, at worst, are the 5th best Pirates team of your lifetime.