Points of clarification on the 09/19 Friday Night @TexasTechFB and @UHCougarFB game:
1. I will re-iterate that Friday nights are sacred in Texas, and high school football is an integral part of our proud culture. It’s different here than it is in other states.
2. Texas Tech’s alumni base is largely centered in the DFW area, which is 300+ miles from Lubbock. A Friday game puts enormous strain on their ability to attend the game.
3. Tech plays a late road game in Corvallis, Oregon prior Saturday -will arrive back in Lubbock at about 4am on Sunday. While we are technically inside the “window” that allows this game to be played, it’s only by a few hours, and will put significant strain on our team, staff - even the equipment managers.
4. @brettyormark and I are friends and have a good relationship. We work well together on many fronts, and Texas Tech is very committed to the Big 12. Brett and I have had our disagreements, but I like the guy and respect his hustle.
However, I do stand by a quote I made: the Commissioners work for the Presidents, and the Presidents work for the Boards. The commissioners have not been vested in unilateral authority to do whatever they want. This is an issue throughout college athletics.
Believe. One Shining Moment wouldn't be enough for @LadyRaiderWBB's standard restoring season.
So enjoy this full season recap, as narrated by Coach Gerlich and the players themselves. Emphasis on Bailey Maupin's message at the end. Period. 🫡
Bailey Maupin checks out for the last time as a Lady Raider to a standing ovation from the Texas Tech faithful in attendance.
Denae Fritz gets the same ovation shortly after. Thank you captains. 🫡
In honor of Chuck Norris, here is a partial list of his skills, abilities, and accomplishments. RIP King.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down.
➡️Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
➡️Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.
➡️When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
➡️Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
➡️Death once had a near–Chuck Norris experience.
➡️Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
➡️Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep, he waits.
➡️Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
➡️Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t read books, he stares them down until they give him the information.
➡️Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
➡️Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
➡️Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.
➡️Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, its descendants are now known as giraffes.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do math, numbers solve themselves for him.
➡️Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
➡️Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
➡️Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
➡️Chuck Norris can start a fire with ice cubes.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need GPS, the world rearranges itself for him.
➡️Chuck Norris can win rock-paper-scissors with just rock.
➡️Chuck Norris can parallel park a train.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.
➡️Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
➡️Chuck Norris can speak braille.
➡️Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade you’ve ever tasted.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn, he dares it to grow.
➡️Chuck Norris can win a staring contest with his eyes closed.
➡️Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
➡️Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
➡️Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need a keyboard, he tells the computer what to type.
➡️Chuck Norris can do a backflip… in quicksand.
➡️Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
➡️Chuck Norris can sharpen a marble.
➡️Chuck Norris can turn a shadow into a silhouette.
➡️Chuck Norris can charge his phone by glaring at it.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t do laundry, the dirt washes itself off.
➡️Chuck Norris can win Monopoly in one turn.
➡️Chuck Norris can hear colors.
➡️Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
➡️Chuck Norris can skip a rock across the ocean.
➡️Chuck Norris can fold a fitted sheet.
➡️Chuck Norris can catch a bullet and throw it back faster.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t get brain freeze, ice cream gets Chuck Norris freeze.
➡️Chuck Norris can lift a chair with one hand… while sitting in it.
➡️Chuck Norris can dial a wrong number and still reach the right person.
➡️Chuck Norris can blow out the sun.
➡️Chuck Norris doesn’t need Wi-Fi, he connects directly.
➡️Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs and downstairs at the same time.
➡️Chuck Norris can whistle with a mouth full of water.
➡️Chuck Norris can start a wave in a swimming pool by himself.
➡️Chuck Norris can juggle invisible objects, and people still applaud.
➡️Chuck Norris can write with a pen that’s out of ink.
➡️Chuck Norris can outrun his own shadow.
➡️Chuck Norris can draw a straight line… freehand… in the dark.
➡️Chuck Norris can make a mirror reflect his reflection twice.
➡️Chuck Norris can open a can without a can opener by intimidating it.
➡️Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s chip.
➡️Chuck Norris can untangle headphones instantly.
➡️Chuck Norris can close a browser tab with his mind.
➡️Chuck Norris can freeze time and still be early.
➡️Chuck Norris can beat a lie detector test by telling the truth harder.
➡️Chuck Norris can walk into Mordor.
➡️Chuck Norris can win a race before it starts.
➡️Chuck Norris can high-five himself… and win.
➡️Chuck Norris can end a game before it begins.
This is laughable/ pissed me off… and it’s disrespectful.
You think you and critics like you, are what fuels the fire? Get over yourself.
How bout a connected group who live by their values. Who are dedicated to process.
Who choose to STAND in the face of adversity…
Winners don’t pay attention to the noise.
PLEASE REMEMBER SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT REAL LIFE
TRUE CHARACTER SHOWS WHEN YOU PUNCHED IN THE MOUTH
YOU CAN NEVER STAT CHARACTER HEART TOUGHNESS GRIT… KEEP COUNTING THIS TEAM OUT. THEY WILL STAND AGAINST ALL ODDS
Bailey bleeds Scarlet & Black and has become one of the all-time Lady Raider greats in program history ♥️
Help us recognize Bailey and our 8 other seniors tomorrow!
#WreckEm
COACHING HOT BOARD:
1. Dan Hurley: has stated that K-State is the most prestigious job in the country, is he ready to make that jump to the big leagues?
2. TJ Otzelberger: not the best tournament resume but has done a good job at a mid major program. Could have promising potential with top level resources. Would finally be able to afford proper fitting polos.
3. Bill Self: over the hill a bit but still some gas left in the tank. 20+ years of experience with paying players makes him a prime candidate to succeed in the NIL era. Has been quoted saying “it’s a great day to be a Wildcat”. Something to watch.