found this diabolical motherfucker on etsy who just makes these frankenstein beanie babies and sells them ive been laughing for the past 15 minutes at these
1. Elephants are just like us. They celebrate births & mourn deaths. And they grow depressed when they're isolated. They require a companion or herd in order to be happy
Meet Happy the 🐘
Happy is 48 & she lives at the @BronxZoo
For the past 13 years, Happy has lived all alone
Her sister was a witch, right? And what was her sister? A princess. The wicked witch of the east, bro. You’re gonna look at me and tell me that I’m wrong? Am I wrong? She wore a crown and she came down in a bubble. Grow up, bro. Grow up.