Todd

He/him. Dad of twins. Native Iowan. Deadhead. Elementary teacher. resist always / ready the guillotines

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Lawmakers are trying to block patients from getting care at Planned Parenthood health centers. I just gave to @ppfa to help protect that care, no matter what. https://t.co/evVOS063Kb

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@RHS76 Shocking that a police abolitionist protest wouldn’t be shown on TV. 😐

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Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezis. Whew

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Ugh

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I was literally halfway through typing “it’s a good thing Northwestern is fucking terrible,” but…

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@gebhart224 Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyep

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Incomplete. I like Matt Millen, but Matt Millen is an idiot.

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@UweBollocks I’d rather eat pudding directly off the floor of a bus station men’s room.

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@IowaAwesome JFC. I literally forgot Rudock had existed until just now. Thanks a lot Adam or possibly Pat or maybe even Ross for bringing back that traumaishness.

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@hawkeyeguy85 @UnacceptableOne Lots of things are.

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@hawkeyeguy85 C’mon over!

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Jack Nicholson's 1972 Playboy interview contains a pretty beautiful taking LSD with Dennis Hopper story, constantly in disbelief Jack is a real person

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Thank god viruses can’t cross international borders! Open everything up! #theeconomymakesmehorny #fuckhumanlife

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@CoachCraig24 Ha, awesome! Glad to hear it. Text me your addy & I’ll bring ya the peach one at some point.

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I like to ferment stuff.

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@JYSexton Well yeah but that was like, six months ago.

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@kinney_bill hey, by any chance are you the Bill Kinney that taught fifth grade in Vinton, IA in the late 80s?

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@TheOl12Pasta1 @PalmerReport Yeah, Al Roker seems pretty nice.

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@eddiepepitone Also we will all have fleas because society will have crumbled and collapsed. Also most of us will be dead.
Plus side: there’s a sale at Lowe’s!