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[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

Re-downloaded twitter just to say Happy Birthday to @JustinMcElroy and @travismcelroy !

[Judah & the Lion @judahandthelion]

New single "Suit and Jacket" out now! 👉 https://t.co/1z3GYbbO0j

IF THIS GETS 50K RT @tylerrjoseph and @joshuadun will TATTOO "TØP" ON US! 👇

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

I apologized to a shower curtain today

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

Thank you @PhilipsCare !

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

New game: read through @robertbuckley 's feed...plot twist!-you can't click anything for context.

[Jamie Pine @jamiepine]

Morning! It's just a prank bro. https://t.co/6j4LawPhUV

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

Reading Trump tweets

[Respectful Memes @RespectfulMemes]

When you are living a happy positive life and you spot negativity.

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

@PhilipsCare guessing from the lack of response that not much will happen. Well, I can always go back to Skullcandy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ nbd ttyl

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

YAS RT @brettlive: https://t.co/OIizCwZ7Qc

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

@PhilipsCare Hello! The model number is SHE8105GD/27, I bought them in late July/early August. Where would I find the serial #? :)

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

@PhilipsCare South Pasadena, CA, my dude ;)

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter.

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

@PhilipsCare But to quote the prophet @mulaney , I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

@PhilipsCare sadly, I do not.

[Salty™ @bucketsofsass]

Lovely, durable earbuds from @Philips - best part is customer service (hung up on once, then told no replacement) :) 10/10 would buy again

[Quad @Kuwaddo]

WE DID IT PEOPLE.
WE FUCKING DID IT.
HOLY SHIT.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win.