Liquid Tim

I'm the idiot your crack dealer warned you about.

@MAGAts, kindly #GFY with an F250

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@DeeRoxs962 @satyabhama_2 @Mishi_2210 Or 605

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@elonmusk #GFY You helped a would-be dictator get into the White House and now you're licking zippers again.
#ElonZipperLicker

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@JuiceWRLDx67x @NFL @NFLPlus Right?

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@CraigBloxham3 @EagleEyeFlyer @Matt_Pinner Not just generic women, either. Black women were very instrumental in getting us there and back. #TrueStory

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@saleemspeaks2 @maham_2210 Thank you for proving your work.
And showing me where I went wrong.

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@theamelia__ I never tried. I married her. Thirty years later, she's downstairs watching tv and I'm responding to stupid twitter polls.

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@Arden_2210 R

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@elonmusk You're a fucking asshole

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@kakarPathan_ Nope.

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@lippyent On a warm summer night, if you listen closely, you can hear "Dueling Banjos."

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@KLoamax @lippyent Fo' teef.
That's four teeth when none are touching one another.

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@lippyent Trump loves you!

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@Kormulus @lynziekate Seahawks aren't always pretty. They're just winners.

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@UWmontlaker @Kormulus @lynziekate Designed chaos is not to be trifled with.

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@wiseguyinsider @lynziekate 😂

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@fvckerysprinkle Slick!

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@MattNickels4u @Bleache1rs @Geniustechw For a moment, I thought you meant that you did those things to your kids that the abusive OP threatened to do to his abused spouse. 😬

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@mrshu51 @Geniustechw Not one person making a 'stupid' comment drown. That's a 💯percent survival rate.

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@TheToxicBulborb @Geniustechw 😂

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@ThatsNotTrueZ @Geniustechw At age 6 or 7, my older brother and his buddy took my cousin and I to the middle of an old mill pond on a wood raft. Then pushed us off. Each time my cousin tried to get on, they pushed him off. I learned to dog paddle. By EOD, I was swimming.
My brother is still an asshole.