Heather Wilensky

All tweets are my own.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Be like I-80, never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else ❤️

[melrose ⚢ @vampirafemme]

are worms ever babies. how do worms happen

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

You are perfect.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

My husband told his mom we’d give up our dog so she could move in. He didn’t tell me. Now he’s pushing to rehome the dog. I’m furious. How do I handle this?

Advice columnist Carolyn Hax weighs in.

[Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain]

Your goal in life as an American should be to love America as much as a German soccer fan.

[E J 🏀 @EJayArrow]

The year’s Top-Selling Women’s Sports Programs across all NIL Store merchandise, according to NIL Store:

1. Iowa WBB
2. LSU WBB
3. Nebraska VB
4. UCLA WBB
5. UConn WBB

[Iowa's News Now @iowasnewsnow]

Cedar Rapids Animal Care & Control is at capacity for dogs and is asking the community to help by adopting, fostering or volunteering.

https://t.co/YPqytW6pFl

[Des Moines Register @DMRegister]

As Casey's earnings soar, chain announces plan for 120-store expansion https://t.co/ueYsAlhFdL

[Des Moines Register @DMRegister]

Iowa education falls into bottom half of states, new report finds https://t.co/bYfCHg7OHQ

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Severe weather will effect your area today”

Midwesterners:

[KWWL @KWWL]

A Stage 3 lawn watering ban has been issued for more than 600K residents in central Iowa, effective immediately. The ban comes as water treatment facilities face high nitrate levels, and officials say compliance is critical to keeping drinking water safe. https://t.co/SZqa7HlRZA

[Iowa's News Now @iowasnewsnow]

Many Iowa two-lane highways will increase the speed limit from 55 to 60 mph starting next month. It will cost the state nearly $300,000 to change 1,800 signs soon.

https://t.co/OzTAkoqhXZ

[cow @cowincrisis]

the grass on the other side of the fence is the same. i just checked.

[SSN Jay-O @Jay_3shifty]

Caitlin fucking Clark!!

[David Eickholt @DavidEickholt]

Caitlin Clark. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Whoever said ‘out of sight, out of mind’ never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

[WNBA @WNBA]

Join us in wishing a Happy Birthday to Kate Martin! 🎉

#WNBABday

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

How you know you're getting old: 😭

[cow @cowincrisis]

i made this account trying to have fun and bring an ounce of humour to this app that would not upset or offend anyone and yall think it’s so funny to comment pictures of steak and burgers and call me delicious and engage in relentless bullying you are all so goddamn miserable