Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back

Professional Goober

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Fuck it. Maybe I’ll just go to pigeon forge, stay at margaritaville, eat at the shitty Paula Deen restaurant, drink 15 Busch lights, and then drunkenly yell racial slurs at the games in the arcade when I lose.

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Fuck I don’t wanna go to school tomorrow. I just want to sit on my ass and watch Austin powers like a retarded chud 😂

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

GOD I LOVE SHAWARMA

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

I’m tired of this grandpa…

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

My favorite thing to do on here is to write an extremely blackpilled tweet and then save it to my drafts instead of posting it so yall don’t think I’m a head case 😂

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Dammit why didn’t the gerrymandering work 😭

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

“If voting made any difference, they wouldn’t let us do it.”

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Made the mistake of eating Arby’s, now it feels like a small demon is clawing away at my innards.

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

GOD I LOVE TRAINS

[Chie Lover @hey_underoos]

R.I.P RJ MITTE 🙏🏻

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

If I get rained out of my bear hunt on Saturday I’m gonna go postal

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Literally me…

[fizzy @fizzywizzys]

small accounts tweeting:

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

I know it’s Grade A low class redneckery, but rollin coal in my truck on these goober tourists at scenic overlooks is too damn fun

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

@Honorary_Elkie is soooo gayyyyy

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Sometimes a feller just has to gaslight himself out of his morning crisis by listening to the most annoyingly positive music in the shower…

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Song of the whatever:

(I’d Be) A Legend In My Time

By Don Gibson

https://t.co/RBjsQ9kxnR

[Matthew Williams @MrPrudentialist]

It's Friday Night

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

I fucking spilt my LIT. Fuck

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Song of the day:

It’s Gonna Be (Alright)
By Ween

https://t.co/lmKJPiw7VX

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Today has been hot ass man…

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Not to mention I had to take a shit while all this was happening, so I almost made a damn stew in my britches.

[Bean III: The Bean Strikes Back @buckinfastard1]

Wasn’t paying attention while walking to my fucking apartment and totally forgot that they pulled up the sidewalk. So naturally I stepped in mud up to my ankles and ruined my only pair of good shoes. Fuck my fucking chud life.