Applejack🍎

An honest farm-mare, with a heart of gold
"YEEEEEHAAAAW, THA' NAMES APPLEJACK, HOWDY!!"
(Parody Account)

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

//let's just get the basics out the way, DON'T take EVERYTHING i say seriously, and if any NSFW Accounts follow, turn around and find a different account to follow...

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

HOWDY EVEA'PONY!!!
The names Applejack, now ah'm not really a tech mare, but Rarity told me about this here' app

Let's see what' this ol' thing has to offer

[Applejack Joins Parody Twitter]

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[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

RIIIIIIISEEE AN' SHIIIIIIIIIINEEE EVERYPONY!!!!!!!!

It's time for sum' honest farm work!!

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@SmolApplePone Apple Bloom, as yer' big sister, ah' think it's best ta stick ta Farmin' like me...

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

Finally, ah' day tha' mah'self...

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Farmers Day.

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@Apploosajack Am I, AT LEAST, doing good...?//

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@KiddosThree It's a new account//

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

//let's just get the basics out the way, DON'T take EVERYTHING i say seriously, and if any NSFW Accounts follow, turn around and find a different account to follow...

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

HOWDY EVEA'PONY!!!
The names Applejack, now ah'm not really a tech mare, but Rarity told me about this here' app

Let's see what' this ol' thing has to offer

[Applejack Joins Parody Twitter]

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[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@Kay_la_kiki Your good, don't worry//

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@AbeMunozyt NO, they randomly find ME, I do nothing//

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

HOWDY EVEA'PONY!!!
The names Applejack, now ah'm not really a tech mare, but Rarity told me about this here' app

Let's see what' this ol' thing has to offer

[Applejack Joins Parody Twitter]

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[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

Well.... ain't this just ah' pile ah' suger....??

AN' DON'T NOPONY POINT OUT THA' AH'M FOLLOWIN' EM' BACK!!!

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@DaybreakerBlaze Wut' in tarnation are you takin' about?

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

Ah' almost lost sweet apple acres ta' ya'll no gud' snakes!!

An' if anythang', it don't sound harsh enough...

[Flim n Flam! @Flim_FlamBros]

Kind of.. harsh, don't you think?

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@JaelinGrifou Ah' almost lost sweet apple acres ta' these no gud' snakes!!

An' if anythang', it don't sound harsh enough...

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

Yer' nothin' but back poking snakes, an' by celestia, ah' hope ya'll die like one...

[Flim n Flam! @Flim_FlamBros]

Goodnight everypony!

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

APPLE BLOOM, BRING ME' THA' SHOVEL!!!

[Flim n Flam! @Flim_FlamBros]

(#MLPtwt lf moots!)
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Well no need to panic! The world-famous FlimFlam brothers are here to help! Head down to Ponyville and get yours today!

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

Ain't nothin' like honest farm work to start off tha' day...

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@BraeburnMLP You can even ask twili', she was there too!

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@Twilightstar126 Twili', this here... is personal...

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

@BraeburnMLP Ah' almost lost sweet apple acres ta' these no gud' snakes!!

An' if anythang', it don't sound harsh enough...

[Applejack🍎 @BuckinForApples]

Sorry Twili", but ah'm not losing sweet apple acres to a bat!!

[mother faust on hiatus @solareclipse64]

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