Dani

he/him | 18 | i ❤️ retweeting | love Resident Evil, Cyberpunk, Rivals, Marvel

[🅴 @QUEERAUSAHAAN]

How gay people mind works in deciding to make a sentence and completely unrelated reaction pic and yet make sense needs to be studied 😭

[Assman @Guntreloaded]

My wife: I'm fucking someone else

Me: (chuckling) you've just given me the moral high ground

[KittiesandWaffles🥞🐾 @Kittiesandwaffl]

Excuse me what

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

when I left the psych ward and a girl there asked me for my phone number to keep in touch all I could think of was this image

[The Vegapunk of Hyenas @Yeenie_Mcbeenie]

The president of the United States rapes kids

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

romantic comedy called Am I the A**hole? incoming

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Dick Raper

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

Can you explain why you want Angela from Silent Hill 2 to be “attractive”?

Go ahead, I’ll wait

[raí psicóloga da supergirl @sxpercomic]

entre fechar os olhos ou farmar aura ela escolheu farmar aura

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

[✮ rex ✮ @WOOSANCVNT]

back in 2021 one time i posted a picture of a brownie on main and oomf replied and was like: “can you tw food next time ?” so i deleted it and reposted with “tw // food” and then another oomf responded: “can you not tw food bc it actually frames food as negative” 😭😭😭

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

how dudes who jerk off to porn everyday of their life describe women who read erotic literature:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”