marnie baseball

good enough to be the starting first baseman on the new york metropolitans

im plat III and have a beautiful girlfriend @noass_etal

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

my twitter is a character i play

and its basically like me but if instead of keeping my thoughts to myself all the time, i said what i was actually thinking

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

@noass_etal ohh,, rethinking things

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

me after having sex with my wife:

"just put a bun in your oven"

[Victoria 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @Hanasaku_Yuri]

how it feels to read ConET crashouts post-midterms

[jason @jm0ney666]

this being the premise of boston massachusetts

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

@noass_etal just send this screenshot

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

@noass_etal ma can't believe u watched the invite without me 🥀

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

This morning I'm scrolling the tiktok profile of someone who believes they are the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

FUUUUCK I LOVE BASEBALL

[x @braindeadegrl]

i have sex to make the other person cum ,, not myself ^-^ i’m in this shit for the love of the game

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

he/himmed at the movie theater

heartbreak does NOT feel good in a place like this

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

@trangineer i wonder why,,

[PepeYanks @Pepe_Yanks]

Stripes do not concern themselves with the opinions of stars

[Tom Cecil @scopgieb]

The Working Families Party has the worst name of any political party ever. I hate Working and I hate my Family.

They should call it the Relaxing With Friends Party

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

in 2030 itll be democrats running on killing trans kids and republicans running on keeping the government out of private medical decisions

[Altamira @AltamiraVT]

I just want to point out that at the same time that some centrist Democrats are arguing to abandon being so pro-trans sports/bathrooms, Ron Desantis is out here arguing for Republicans to abandon being so ANTI-trans sports/bathrooms.

[Mark Gooden @TooGooden17]

BREAKING: Upon waking to the news that Texas has flipped Blue, Brandon Nimmo and Jacob deGrom have requested a trade from the Texas Rangers. Their desired destination is a safe red state, such as South Carolina, Kansas or Mississippi.

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

#titsoutforabdul

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

there may be a blue mirage but there will not be a boob mirage #titsoutforabdul

[hanna h. heebert @chantaldykerman]

I don’t feel like “libbing out”

[marnie baseball @buckmoding]

blunami so powerful we're gonna start requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster