bucky and carol dealing with peter on the battlefield: who is this child. oh god be gentle. protect him
steve rogers: im about to end this toddlers life before it even begins
interviewer: there are a lot of plot holes in your movie. care to explain?
russos and m&m: yes. you see, we did not anticipate people thinking about the movie for more than 10 seconds after it ended
the boldest move marvel made is acting like steve would ever leave the avengers. the second boldest was acting like steve cared about them so little that heโd spend 70+ years away from them and then would sit on a bench facing away from them upon their reunion
russos be like: if we ever made you feel like steve rogers cared THAT much about bucky barnes, weโre sorry. it was an accident and it wonโt happen again
hereโs how that one scene went
natasha: donโt u even dare try to cheer me up
steve: wasnโt gonna
natasha: thatโs what i thought
steve: still canโt move on huh
natasha: i could ask the same of u
steve: ur a disaster
natasha: learned from the best bitch
the ending was steve & bucky hugging but mickey mouse watched that & slammed the red button under his desk & metal bars came down over the doors & windows, a mechanic voice declaring โHOMO. HOMO. HOMOโ over the speakers til they got hayley atwell on set & filmed that alt ending
steves been pretending he canโt lift mjolnir bc thor puts it on his to-go boxes to keep his leftovers safe and steve eats them but doesnโt want to be a suspect so he lets vision catch all the heat for it