Vino 911

Two boys, seven years of marriage, asstons of wine.

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@thewhoaglow Hahahaha! This doesn’t have enough likes.

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@rhobhpolls Thank you for posting this.

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Is it the death of your marriage if you give your husband an anti-snoring device for Valentine’s Day? Asking for a friend...

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Just took a revenge bath I didn’t even feel like taking to counteract my husbands 30 min poop break.

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Can't. Busy cleaning my hotel room before housekeeping comes.

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I'm "I wish there was an app to close my bedroom door after I've gotten in to bed and realized it's still open" degrees lazy.

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@AaronSchluger @Andy Dead.

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Fourth of July... that fun-filled time of year where you lie in bed playing "shit, was that a firecracker or a gun shot?"

[OneFunnyMummy @OneFunnyMummy]

I love watching videos of my kids when they were babies so I can hear what I used to sound like when I wasn't possessed by the devil.

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Does watching Bad Moms with my 3 year old make me a bad mom? Probs.

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

"And just before you serve it, you hit it with a dash of #Covfefe"

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I want the kind of confidence that Midwesterners who name their kid Brooklyn, but have never even been to Brooklyn, have.

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Dreamt my husband was dying of a terminal illness, spent second half of dream stressing over who I got to sleep with first once he kicked it

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Just another reason why 2016 is the absolute worst year in history. #PrinceBowieAndNowThisBullshit

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Life hack: No one gives an actual fuck about pictures of your dinner, your kids recital or the sunset view from your hotel room. No. one.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Marriage is about love and compromise and never getting caught relaxing.

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You're officially old AF when you spend 35 min filling out a Disney survey to really let them have it abt your less than satisfactory stay.