ibuprofanity

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green grape supremacist
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Gemini || bad bitch || Pitt
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baked beans, cantaloupe, and honeydew hate account

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

touch football?! I'll touch your foot and balls

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crazy that wh*te people are bringing back(?) w*gga, when Rich Brian had to change his name from Rich Ch*gga (I feel like subtle racism is coming back in a bad way)

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you DO know that if your parents were emotiinally abusive you CAN break the cycle, you don't HAVE to become a bully, right?

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things that should be illegal:
-ads with an x that doesnt close out the ad but rather takes you to the app store

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

as long as chris brown still has fans and makes money and isnt in prison (we all saw what he did to rihanna) i dont give ANY fucks what any woman does. i hope chappell roan yells at a 10 year old next week

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so glad people stopped using sma as an acronym I just remembered that shit and got nauseous

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annoying orange was og brainrot

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guys if we got rid of every person in the files, im talking put them on that remote base where we test nuclear bombs or send them to atlantis, and we were just left with like bernie, aoc, and jasmine crockett, id be perfectly fine with that

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and liking their message anyway

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clicking on a reel someone sent me and instinctively immediately scrolling

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

clicking on a reel someone sent me and instinctively immediately scrolling

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

the art of shipnames has been dying out and i need to talk about it. "bellyconrad," "hudcon," what happened to good ol fashioned portmanteaus? it pisses me off

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

connor storrie's butt is great but it wouldve been more accurate if he played baseball instead of hockey

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

if you wanna experience tropical summers and michigan winters move to Philadelphia

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i feel like cops are supposed to use guns as their absolute last resort in using self defense. which should essentially be not ever or at all because its just the death penalty without due process

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

being a queer environmental engineer, it always amuses me that hrt means both hormone replacement therapy and hydraulic retention time

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or the girl is a bad communicator which is unreliable narration bc women are almost always more logical than men

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are there any straight shows that give me as much hope in real true impossible love as heated rivalry does bc as a woman with an unfortunate preference for men i hate dating men and all modern romances and rom coms are willtheywonttheys and on and off and involve a cheater or smt

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and the girl always forgives the guy because the guy ALWAYS fucks somethimg up

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idk why this happens but its so sweet to see the switch up in reception of my own play with kids/dogs/cats (4/4)

[ibuprofanity @buckylug]

littel kids are deadass like cats and dogs. i just spent the evening with my cousins and their kids and i was chasing one of them (5yo girl) around and she was acting all scared of me. when my parents told us we were leaving i told the girl i was chasing that i was leaving, (1/4)

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my sisters cat and brothers dog (my nephews) will act very similarly, pretending they are scared or shy, and when i stop playing and i essentially shake hands good game with them, they start seeking affection and play that involves me, not just chase/tug (3/4)