Jawn

follow at your own risk.

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Lundqvist wears 30. He had 30 saves. He has 300 wins. The rangers scored 3 goals.
300x2=600
30+30=60
3x2=6
600+60+6=666
Lundqvist is Satan

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Between 2011 & 2018, third party entities made twelve payments totalling approximately £47.5m. These were made with the knowledge & approval of Chelsea, using funds linked to Roman Abramovich.

For Eden Hazard, Kenedy, Ramires, David Luiz, André Schürrle & Nemanja Matić, the club paid £23.1m was paid to seven unregistered agents & associates using Abramovich's funds & never reported in their filings.

With Samuel Eto’o & Willian, both signed from Anzhi Makhachkala, a company made payments totalling €24m to two British Virgin Islands registered companies, the recipients were associated with Anzhi.

Total major trophies in the period: 14
- 3x Premier League
- 3x FA Cup
- 1x League Cup
- 2x UEFA Champions League
- 2x UEFA Europa League
- 1x UEFA Super Cup
- 1x FIFA Club World Cup

In the time these breaches occurred, Chelsea's yearly annual revenue was between £261m-£445m, winning between £700m-£800m in prize money. £10m is a pathetic 'punishment', it is a rounding error.

Clubs may as well cheat if this is the slap on the wrist.

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

@SteeloCity Sadly they won’t play baseball next year, the lockout runs into a shortened 2028 season and we all suffer

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

His specifically requested pitching coach has changed his arm angle and is having him throw pitches in wrong situations

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Curious question..What do you guys think the issue is with Paul Skenes?

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

Trans girls in sports, Fauci, Mexico border. They’re running their 2 minute drill right now, Iran must have turboexploded a B2 bomber or something

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

I hope Ben cherington pink socks the next time he shits

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Ya man the season is over. Spend 70% of the year staring at a problem and do shit fuck all to fix anything. Hope Ben cherington chokes

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Nick Gonzales. on my mother’s life he is playing against us.

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

WHY WOULDNT YOU JUST THROW IT TO FIRST

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

@TigersJUK He purposefully adjusted his arm to lower his velo, and while it’s going to save his arm, it’s going to kill his hope for a long term deal imo

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Glad the offense showed up tonight

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Ya I’d love this trade

[Pirates Faithful @PiratesFaithful]

✅

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

I’d rather the little contract book but much better than the stupid cutscene

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🚨Players Negotiation #FC27

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

@Veno202 So only pinch hit him in high leverage. Got it

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Stafura would be good. Gray feels like an overpay for a reliever

[Michael Marino @MarinoMLB]

Sources: Mets have interest in Pittsburgh Pirates prospects Murf Gray and Sammy Stafura, and have discussed both players in potential trades between the two clubs. Gray (3B) is the #99 prospect in baseball and Stafura is the #9 Pirates prospect per https://t.co/DWuflBATt6.

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Suspended sentence again. Unreal.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 FA statement on Chelsea.

"A financial sanction of £10 million and a suspended two-window registration ban have been imposed on Chelsea FC for breaches of The Football Association [The FA] Football Agent Regulations, Regulations on Working with Intermediaries and Third Party Investment in Players Regulations.  

"The FA charged Chelsea FC with 74 breaches of FA Rule E1.2 after its current ownership self-reported misconduct upon its purchase of the club. The FA is continuing to investigate individual misconduct arising out of this case.

"Chelsea FC admitted to the 74 breaches of FA Rule E1.2 prior to a hearing and an independent Regulatory Commission imposed a six-point deduction, which was to be suspended until 30 June 2027, and a £10 million fine. 

"The club appealed against the suspended points deduction and an independent Appeal Board allowed the appeal and set aside this sanction following a further hearing. In its place, the Appeal Board imposed a registration ban for two complete and consecutive transfer windows which is suspended until 30 June 2027. 

"The £10 million fine imposed by the Regulatory Commission was not subject to appeal and the full amount will be invested into grassroots football."

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

@AGretz Truly hilarious to watch the twins of all teams buying exactly what this team needs

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

Derek Shelton is already getting more help from his new gm than he got from cherington

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Trade news: The Minnesota Twins are acquiring left-handed reliever A.J. Minter from the New York Mets, sources tell ESPN.

The Mets’ selling starts with one of the top relievers on the market. There will be many more Mets deals to come before Aug. 3.

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

@BloopAndABlast No, they really just needed to either score more runs or have better pitching in the 9th

[Jawn @BucsMakeMeSad]

@audreycore_ Falmer, forsworn same thing