M.F. Jones

Engineering, golf, cycling, politics(not necessarily in that order). Fluent in Sarcasm & Insults. Women find intelligence & humor sexy - I must be a porn star.

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@elenaknowsball This is the face of someone that will give you a blow job for crack.

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@nosoupforgeorge This is the face of a guy that the only scoring he’s done is with his sister.

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@JamieBonkiewicz I feel sorry for your husband and kids because they have a wife and mom who’s an insufferable bitch.

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@ColinTheLefty It’s not a biological advantage. Biologically, they’re the same. They do have a physical advantage though. Are all liberals as retarded as you?

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@hshLauraJ From the jacket of his book.

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@FloraLuzz_ Your pimp likes Trump?

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@TheOfficerTatum When you look up “insufferable cunts” in the dictionary, you get a picture of these two talking idiots.

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@NoDMsPerfavore I honestly wonder why anyone would do this-do they think it’s attractive? Do they just want attention? Are they mentally ill?

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@PeteButtigieg That’s because civics is no longer taught in school. The founding fathers knew that pure democracies always devolved into tyrannies. Hence, the Electoral College. The FF were brilliant men-you, on the other hand, have no problem sucking a dick.

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@ColinTheLefty If stupid was gold, you’d make Fort Knox look like a piggy bank.

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@tommyfrmjerzey You say there are 5 reasons & you list 3. Oscar Wilde: “Irony is wasted on the stupid.” If stupid was gold, you’d make Fort Knox look like a piggy bank.

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@TyTyNEV @TheGasStovee Sorry bud, can’t help you there. Perhaps you can ask your dad (if you know who he is) for some help.

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@devinlowe123 That’s pretty rich coming from a middle-aged dweeb whose claim to fame is being a HS sports contributor. You don’t look like you could string together two coherent sentences.

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@Bob883970974887 @arinelletiandra @Jdindy5 You left out “racist.” She’s racist as well.

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@micah_erfan Democrats want our healthcare system to be as efficient and user friendly as the typical DMV. BTW, under Canada’s healthcare system, doctor assisted suicide is the 5th leading cause of death.

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@FloraLuzz_ Hence the name “The SAVE America Act.”

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@designteks @SportsPatriotUS Good thing I looked at your profile and saw that you excel in sarcasm.

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@SportsPatriotUS They had dolls that looked like her - they were called “trolls.”

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@Markfry809 If Joe Biden’s mom would’ve consented to taking in the back door, a senile old fool wouldn’t have opened our borders and allowed millions (including criminals) to enter unchecked.

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@HouseLowlights Angel is so ugly and bitterly racist that if she went on a date with Bill Cosby, he would give her 5-hour energy drinks and Red Bull to make sure she didn’t pass out.