Gary

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Fall? It’s not fall. It’s orange @BuschBeer season.

[Gary @buddafuccco]

@kanyewest

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Are you really gunpong on that gussy by yourself right now?

[Gary @buddafuccco]

God measures ranch by the gallop

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Got home, had a banana smoothie, still ready to end it all

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Mosquitoes are stupid shrimp of the sky and it pisses me off

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Barrack Obama Goldfish

[🌋 @BaconLava]

Black Oranda Goldfish

[Gary @buddafuccco]

If you don’t like any of the Guardians of the Galaxy movie you simply have poor taste

[Gary @buddafuccco]

I would rather see this entire country fall into a state of total anarchy before I receive one more god forbidden notification about the WI state election

[Gary @buddafuccco]

@DelfosseMatthew = bean

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Milk can be considered a lubricant if you’re lactose intolerant enough

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Net neutrality lol

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Flat soda is soggy soda. Change my mind

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Just had a 6 hr weekend. Sweet. Back to work

[Gary @buddafuccco]

If the vaccine was worth taking there’s no reason for me to where a mask

[Gary @buddafuccco]

@kjirsten_ Hey

[Gary @buddafuccco]

@Xbox If the Xbox app is EVER this sus again I’m deleting it

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

Y’ALL WE DID IT. Hi-C Orange is coming back 💥

[Booom @ChaseWerner1]

If I was president I’d ban thin toilet paper, hugeeeee fines if found with some. How much money you saving? 🤡

[Gary @buddafuccco]

It’s better to cum in the sink than it is to sink in the cum 😎

[Gary @buddafuccco]

Pizza bag stupid