Rachit Agarwal

Cynic. Wannabe screenwriter. Farzi Indian.

[Ankit Arya @ankitarya0901]

Extremely delighted to announce that my novel “Mr Shadow and the Night of the Four Crimes” has been adapted into an audiobook series in Hindi by PocketFM.

https://t.co/pVCmyZwFD8

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@Vinamralongani Indigo
Indigo
Etihad
Air India
Ethiopian
Jet
Air India

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

I want an Ocean's 14. Where Richard Gere plays Danny Ocean's elder brother - Manny Ocean.

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

OMG STOP HARASSING ME @1mgOfficial

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

Dude @1mgOfficial - you don't have to call me 6x daily FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK to "help me with my order".

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@AnirudhKejriwal Tbh even @zomato is equally irritating.
https://t.co/08ljng22wi

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@albinder your AI support is completely useless. For the last 30+ mins, it has provided false reassurances and hallucinated "heavy traffic" and a sophisticated rider monitoring system. @zomatocare @zomato

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@TweetShivangiii Mohammed Ashraful

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@ankitarya0901 @Airtel_Presence @airtelindia Maybe you can also Tata Sky.

https://t.co/wADO6StUfy

[vintage tipu sir_ 53.78_ @onetiponehand_]

What did Ajit Agarkar say to Surya Kumar Yadav before sacking him?

TATA SKY

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@ankitarya0901 @Airtel_Presence @airtelindia At this point, just cancel your connection, man.

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@ankitarya0901 @Airtel_Presence What nonsense, @airtelindia. Is this some rocket science task?

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@Bhanu_R780 Finchie

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@ankitarya0901 @DSCricinfo789 But ismain kya woh selfless 24(17) waali feeling hai?

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

Rosamund Pike's South African accent is the best magic trick of Now You See Me: Now You Don't.

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@zomatocare Would you ever bother responding to the DM? Or is this also useless AI, @albinder?

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@albinder your AI support is completely useless. For the last 30+ mins, it has provided false reassurances and hallucinated "heavy traffic" and a sophisticated rider monitoring system. @zomatocare @zomato

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@zomatocare Sent over DM

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@albinder @zomato @zomatocare After struggling to get anything useful from your useless AI, and then struggling with it to connect me to a human, AND THEN STRUGGLING WITH 2 HUMANS, I will finally be getting my order.

A FULL 2 HOURS AFTER I HAD PLACED IT. Bravo.

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

Your AI agent needs to be pulled off production till you cannot fix such obvious bugs. @albinder @zomato @zomatocare

[Rachit Agarwal @buddhifree]

@LiveFromALounge @airindia Aaah, should have guessed.